Twin Roses Mingle

[passingthrough]

Who: Twin Roses crew, visitors, stowaways, who knows!?
Broadcast: Nada
Action: Twin Roses of course!
When: All of August and what remains of July

[Since we last saw this crew in action it has been joined (or rejoined) by Yuri, Mikuno, Vision, and Wanda! Will there be growing pains? Drama? Intrigue? Tune in and see!]

(OOC: The Yaugur System until August 5. Drifting and then MYSTERY!)

Comments

[passingthrough]

Hmm? [It takes a second to figure out what would be a pet, but yeah. It is kind of like a colorful tribble.] Oh. No. I think it's supposed to be some kind of fruit. The vendor said they were sweet.

[sassy_assassin]

Oh. And you believe him? Adventurous.

[passingthrough]

[She smiles and shrugs.] I'll make Vash eat one first. See how he does with it.

[sassy_assassin]

Now that's smart thinking.

It's cool you got all this though. You're definitely not going to get scurvy.

[passingthrough]

[That gets a laugh.] My one true fear. But good news for you I got it to share, so your scurvy days are over too.

[sassy_assassin]

Aw, thanks Kitty. You're a true friend.

I assume these gels also have the necessary vitamins.

[passingthrough]

The captain that keeps on giving.

Yep, if you prefer gels to furry fruit creatures you should still be fine.

[sassy_assassin]

I'm not sure I prefer either, but whatever gets the job done is fine by me.

[passingthrough]

So what do you like? What gets it more exciting than nutritional value?

[sassy_assassin]

I like fancy food, it's just not a requirement for me. When you've had access to anything you could want, sometimes the basics are best.

[passingthrough]

I...have never found that to be the case for me unless the basics are pizza and ice cream. Back in the prison we could have pretty much anything. Lobster and caviar for every meal if that's your thing. And it's not my thing, but I did eat a lot of pizza and ice cream and thai food. [The last one was more about who who she was eating with.]

[sassy_assassin]

Lobster and caviar every meal sounds like a good way to ruin lobster and caviar.

I won't say I don't miss the food generator on the Waverider, because obviously I do.

[passingthrough]

You had a food generator? Like straight up sci-fi food appears as if out of nowhere? Did you...memorize the specs for it by any chance?

[sassy_assassin]

Uh, definitely not. Maybe if Jax shows up he can tell you how it works.

[passingthrough]

New best friend Jax. Got it. [Sorry, Jarvis, but she has to move on, you understand.] I will keep an eye out.

It's probably something the Atroma would conveniently block memories of with the augment anyway.

[sassy_assassin]

Right, because we can't have nice things.

Look, if we're going to be indefinitely detainees the least they could do would be to let us have whatever.

[passingthrough]

You'd think. That was basically the theory at the prison. Except they had some arbitrary rules about behaviors that they considered crime-inducing. It was against the rules to have sex of any kind when I first got there. [That rule got relaxed over time.]

[sassy_assassin]

Okay, that place was worse than this place.

Sex isn't illegal here, right? Because that would be a huge thing people failed to mention.

[passingthrough]

Yeah, no amount of pizza was making up for that.

[She laughs.] It's probably encouraged here. Generates lots of ratings after all. [How do you think she affords the food and the ship upgrades?] Which is a different level of creepy.

[sassy_assassin]

Yeah I don't want to think too hard about that.

Is having sex with someone here cheating on someone back home? How does that even work?

[passingthrough]

[She stops unpacking and scoots herself up onto the counter.] Who's back home? [It's not the question of a single person.]

[sassy_assassin]

Honestly? It's complicated. I was dating this girl and then we weren't together, and then the whole world was going to get destroyed and I think we're back on again? But honestly, especially since I'm here, who knows.

[passingthrough]

On the plus side, I wouldn't even know what simple looks like. That string of events sounds totally normal. [She intellectually knows it doesn't or shouldn't and yet...it kind of does? To her at least.]

The whole world is ending sex is kind of the best. Or the whole world almost ended, but we're still here, life affirming sex. Actually that might be better. [She looks thoughtful and then shakes her head.] Okay, not the point.

How do you feel about it? Do you feel like should be waiting for her whether it's days or years before she shows up here or you make it back? Or do you feel like things are on pause while it's so long distance it's interdimensional?

[sassy_assassin]

I feel like things should be on pause. I don't think she'd feel that way. She's kind of a rules person.

[passingthrough]

Mmm... And you're more of a break-the-rules person?