Mistletoe Mingle!

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Who: Those who are about to be kissed! OTA
Broadcast: Not likely
Action: On any ship in the fleet including the Iskaulit
When: Now until December 26

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight.
Lead me out on the moonlit floor.

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[goldenglasses]

[It's a little after people had started to catch on to the devilish plants. Which is why it may be strange to see Vash casually standing around a doorway of the Twin Roses. He appears to be on the lookout and starts grinning like an idiot when he sees Kitty walking down or through the hall.]

Oh no! I'm stuck! How will I ever get out? [He cries out as he slaps a hand to his head in 'despair'. What's that above him? It's not mistletoe, but in fact just the closest looking green plant Vash could find. This just MIGHT be a set up.] If only there was someone nearby to help me!

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[She stops in her tracks when he starts up his act, shaking her head at him before he's even finished with the production.]

Want me to find Remy for you? He's a great kisser. [Pause.] I've heard.

[goldenglasses]

Wha- No! I don't want to kiss Remy! I want to kiss you! [Vash knows she's teasing, but it was fun to play along with it.]

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Me? [She touches her chest in mock confusion as if trying to understand this wild turn of events.]

And you were trying to use the broccoli to get me in the mood?

[goldenglasses]

It's was the closest thing I could find that looked like Mistletoe on short notice. I thought I did pretty good job! That and it's important to get a lot of vitamin C! So I'm just looking after your health!

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Do you think you're supposed to eat the mistletoe at some point? That's not part of the thing. You should definitely stop if you've been doing that. [She continues to walk up to him since broccoli isn't actually a trap.]

[goldenglasses]

No, don't worry, I haven't been eating the mistletoe. [Vash is a little disappointed that his attempt to be cute didn't go exactly as planned. Although if he still ends up with a kiss he'll happily call this silly ruse a success!] I'm just more considerate with my choice of plant! This way if you get stuck with someone you don't want to kiss all you have to do is eat your vegetables! I thought it was a great idea!

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[She shakes her head at him and then rises up on her toes slightly to deliver a kiss to his lips that's a little more intimate than a friendly peck but not greatly.] What makes you think there's someone I wouldn't want to kiss on the ship?

[goldenglasses]

[VICTORY! Vash is happy with the kiss that he gets. He might have been hoping for something a bit more intimate, but for a moment he had been worried he'd go home empty handed.] I don't know. What if we suddenly get someone who's nothing but butts for their face? Do you want to kiss a butt face?

[He refuses to get jealous over thinking of Kitty kissing other people.]

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[You'd think after sleeping together for this long he'd know broccoli isn't what really gets her going. Or is it?]

I kissed a guy with no lips once. But he's not on this ship and neither is Buttface McGee. [Good. Roll with that feeling. See where it takes you.]

[goldenglasses]

How do you kiss a guy with no lips? Or, I guess, you could kiss him but he couldn't really kiss you. [This is clearly the important part.]

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[Very important. She will draw schematics up for it later.]

That was it. The me kissing and him standing there thing.

[She scoots in a little closer and wraps her arms around him, leaning her head against his chest. Vash makes a nice resting spot.]

[goldenglasses]

That's too bad for him that he couldn't kiss back. [He's not completely sure if she's joking or not as he wraps his arms around her.] Because you're pretty awesome to kiss.

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[She would never joke about no lips guy. Aww, she forgot his name. Poor no lips guy.] I don't think he was that broken up about it. [Nuzzling a bit. This probably isn't good hallway etiquette, but it's nice.]

What about everyone you kissed today? Did they get awesome kisses? [Okay, maybe she's a little curious.]

[goldenglasses]

No. Just F.Y.I. Remy is a terrible kisser. [And he was forced to do it twice.] And an asshole.

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Remy LeBeau? Are you sure? [She can believe the asshole part, but terrible kisser? Surely not.]

[goldenglasses]

I'm very sure. We had one of those things above the bar. I told him we should close until it's gone and he tried to bully me into running a kissing booth instead. [Kitty may be happy to hear that Vash said no.]

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Hmmm...what were you saying? I was too busy picturing you two kissing. [Teasing. Probably. She lifts her head up to smirk at him.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh yeah? Was it making you jealous? [He smirks, clearly not too insulted.] Maybe I should ditch you and spend more time with Remy.

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No, just really turned on. [This is a weird, and dangerous line of joking so of course she came here.]

[goldenglasses]

Ooh? [He opens his mouth intending to continue the teasing, but then stops. He blinks a couple times before finally deciding to just outright ask instead of trying to guess.] Wait, are you serious right now?

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[She laughs and kisses him again.] No.

[goldenglasses]

[He chuckles as she kisses him.] Good, because I think I would be a bit too intimidated for something like that. [At least with Remy. There's no way his body could compete with him.]

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Why? Is Remy that much cuter than me? [She's kidding, but also, she totally thinks Remy is cuter than her.]

[goldenglasses]

There is no one cuter than you on this fleet. [He tries to kiss her cheek. Perhaps intending to reward himself for that flirt.]