driftfleet | [video]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Then use technology instead? I'm pretty sure children have achieved this with a couple of hoverboards and a beanbag without involving a live animal?

Too late. Already liberating sheep from their dino overlords. Can't hear you whining about laws that don't exiiiiiist

We're going to end up with so many giant sheep running about the Iskaulit aren't we? ugh.

Pfft, only if they break outta their enclosure. The last thing I need is a sheep wandering into the Melting Pot during lunch rush.

What do you take me for? An amateur?

Considering the two things I now associate with you are sugar glider onesies and giant sheep you wish to use as a living chaise? I at least think you're utterly insane

This coming from the guy who runs around with a mask like he's in a permanent Midsummer Festival despite the fact that, uh, there's literally nothing here to worry about.]

You're really hung up on the mask thing? consider it a job uniform? like a chef needs an apron, a super hero needs a mask.. or a cape? or both?

Yeah no I get it, but you don't see me running around in an apron on my off hours for funsies.

Perhaps I consider that when kidnapped that I'm always on the job? until I'm home free?

pfft sure thing, my dude
i guess i can't fault you if you wanna keep your blood pressure skyrocketed on the reg, maybe that's your thing. no shame

That's also part of the job? and honestly being covering in all the armour is reassuring?

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is our armor like?? a security blanket?? does widdle wobin need his tactical murder gear to go to sleep at night?

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That is not what I meant but honestly how is armour not reassuring? It's designed to protect you.

i'm a wizard, my dude, the best armor i get is cloth or sometimes some light leather. that shit don't work on me

I know why that is when the world frame is based on a game but what happens if you wear anything more than cloth or leather. Do spells simply not work?

shit gets wonky - i gotta keep limber. also? me wearing clunky armor? hells to the no, my man, taako's got an aesthetic going on

There's an aesthetic to armour as well, although you're probably thinking full plate while what I wear every day is more effective in my time

yeah armor we get can be fancy as fuck, but it still does some weird shit to you if you're casting. 'sides i don't need armor so long as i got big tall and burly covering my ass.

also your armor? it's a tactical onesie, not so sure how great it'll be against a warhammer to the gut.

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