[video]

[abracafcku]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Comments

[abracafcku]

'Cause peanut butter cups are delicious??

And sometimes you just wanna eat a spoonful of that rich buttery junk right outta the jar and say fuck it to making a six course meal.

[child_of_luv]

Well, I mean... that's not entirely wrong. But, it just seems like you're tempting fate.

[abracafcku]

Hashtag worth it, honestly.

My ideal way to go out is eating somethin' so delicious I can't live without it - and if that means peanuts, so be it.

Well. That or after some mindblowing sex, but can't get the second one here anymore so c'est la vie, it's all about le peanut mort now I guess.

[child_of_luv]

[Minako blushed furiously. Taako, you do realize you're talking to a minor, don't you?]

I-I... um...

[She looked to the side for a second.]

I guess... that's... too bad?

[abracafcku]

[He regularly does this around a 10 year old. He doesn't care.]

The greatest tragedy of our age.

[He shrugs.]

But whatcha gonna do? Shit happens.

[child_of_luv]

Right... of course. Tragedy.

[Minako had other plans... later... when she was up to actually thinking about it. Her fantasies tended to be more on the romantic side and less on the sexual side.]

I hope you get to go the way you want, then.

[abracafcku]

Thanks. But uh, Taako's not looking to go out anytime soon if you catch my drift. I'm only like...a hundred, maybe a hundred and fifty so fuck dying anytime soon.



Again.

[He snorts in laughter at his own joke.]

[child_of_luv]

[Minako chuckled for real this time.]

That's good to know. But I get it. Not everyone who wants to go out in a blaze of glory wants to do it right away.

[She smiled, and then- Oh... did he...]

Again?

[abracafcku]

19 times, baybee! Taako's got the lowest count of all the death criminals I know though. So, a winner is me, I guess.

[child_of_luv]

How is that-? [Minako cut herself off. Technically, she had a couple under her belt, too. Nevermind! She shook her head.] I don't think I want to know.

[She smiled a little sheepishly.]

[abracafcku]

Probably smart. I only remember eleven of them, but they were-- hooobooooy. They were not pleasant. Dying never is, ya dig?

[child_of_luv]

Oh, yeah. I get it. Definitely wouldn't think that's something to recommend.

[Haha... ha... Minako only remembered dying once, but she knows she's died a few times as Sailor Venus, only to be reincarnated again. But... not something she was ready to share, yet.]

[abracafcku]

Eh, depends on what you're into. I met a hot guy through it, so turns out? Dying has its perks.

[child_of_luv]

[That got Minako's interest.]

Really? What an odd way to meet a guy.

[abracafcku]

Yeah well, how else are you supposed to meet Death, huh?

Turns out? He's a 10 out of 10 hottie. And once he stopped, y'know, trying to kill me, he's not such a bad guy. [Broke Taako's heart by leaving, but that isn't exactly his fault.] Clammy hands though.

[child_of_luv]

Wait, Death himself? Oh wow.

[Did she look impressed? She was.]

[abracafcku]

What can I say? Taako's gotta have a guy as unique as himself.

Same as these sheep - can't get a normal one. Nope, gotta have one whose wool looks like a rainbow threw up on them and who're big enough to make any ol' wolf shit a brick.

[child_of_luv]

[That got a laugh.]

The sheep are cute, though. Enjoy having one.

[abracafcku]

More like seven, but yeah sure. Thanks!

[child_of_luv]

[Startled laugh. Seven???]

Sure thing. Bye.