PAISLEY MINGLE BRUUUUHHH

[invigorates]

Who: the crew of the SS Paisley + any visitors!
Broadcast: if you want dawg
Action: everywhere on the paisley which isn't a whole lot because this crew sucks at upgrades
When: right meow

[ AYY WELCOME ABOARD JASON. ALSO CONGRATS ON BECOMING FIRST MATE JOEL. PUT ON YOUR SWEET HATS WE PARTYIN. ]



[ jk we suck. ]

Comments

[asinisterkid]

[ Teenage girls are, in fact, Jason's secret weakness -- not like that, he will STAB you -- so Alex actually gets something that could almost be considered a smile, albeit one filtered through several layers of, "Why yes, it does suck to be here." ]

Maybe that's the point. The festivities never end. Every time you pick a piece of confetti out of your hair, you'll be reminded all over again just how much fun it is being kidnapped.

[ with a truly magnificent lack of enthusiasm ] Yaaay.

[delincuente]

[Okay, she likes him so far. He speaks her language - sarcasm.]

Huh, pretty helpful of them. I mean, I'd probably forget and be miserable or something otherwise.

[She bends over to pick up a few pieces, and then scatters it towards him with her usual sluggish charm.]

[asinisterkid]

So festive! [ jazzhands ] I mean, that's these Atroma people all over, you know? Friendly, helpful, and above all, concerned for our well-being.

...I'm Jason, by the way.

[delincuente]

Alex. Alex Russo.

[She gives him a goofy little mock salute.]

Welcome to the Paisley, Mr. Jason.

[asinisterkid]

[ He returns that salute with just a little extra crispness on the movements... which is completely ruined by the smirk. ]

Thank you, Ms. Russo.

And it's Mr. Todd if you're going to call me that.

...Don't call me that.

[delincuente]

[She laughs outright, a sort of rusty cackle.]

What, it make you feel old already?

[asinisterkid]

It makes me feel like I'm in trouble for something, actually.

[ nasal voice ] I'm sure you're aware, Mister Todd, that this isn't the first time we've seen you in here. What I want for you to do for me, Mister Todd, is think very hard about the direction your life is taking, and where this kind of behavior will put you in ten years...

[delincuente]

Oh my god, that sounds just like basically everyone in my life, back home.