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Who: captains and party crashers!
Broadcast: nup
Action: yes; tonight in the local dive Hange mentioned earlier. Get drunk! Play drunk games! Get to know each other! Mingle!
When: October 27th; late :}

[The bar Hange picked out is about typical for the planet: a little small, although big enough for the turnout Hange more or less expects, and clean albeit a little dingy and stained around the edges. At very least, all the stains have been scrubbed at thoroughly at some point in their history, and only the most stubborn and enterprising remain.

Stubborn and enterprising like the crew the bar will now entertain!

Captains, make your parent threads and tag around. Party crashers are also welcome.]

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[ Juuuust a little ]

....?? Uh, okay.

And I guess you don't look like you're full of tentacles.

Wh--?? Of course not! Why would I?!

Because you're an alien.

[sloooowly sliding down his stool.]

[ And Sam staaands up a little straighter. ]

Well...so are you! And humans don't have tentacles anyway.

Edited 2014-10-30 18:41 (UTC)

All right, all right. So we're both normal humans.

[liiieeessssss.......]

You have humans on, uhh... Gracia? [ He's getting closer okay ]

[you know what, that one was at least close enough that he'll let it slide without more than an eyeroll.]

Yeah, tons of humans. And monsters. No aliens.

Wait--you didn't say that all the people there were human last time!

Uh, duh. [confused...] What else would they be?

Martians....?

Whats?

You know, the big-headed freaky eye guys!

[he... shakes his head.]

You're losing me, kid.

Don't you guys have aliens??? [ You are letting him down in so many outer space-y ways, Robin ]

Is that what those are? You called them something weird.

We got aliens in, like, movies and stuff...

Martians are the aliens that come from Mars! Like...if the aliens came from Gracia, they'd be Gracians! [ That sounds kind of like gracious, huh. ]

We don't have Mars. [he even says the word like he's never heard it before, kind of with a Z instead of an S.] But okay, okay, I get it now.

[ he just educated an alien C: He's so proud of himself. ]

Cool! So how'd you get humans all the way out wherever Gracia is?

[ooohkay running his hand down his own face.]

No, they didn't travel there, they just... were always there.

[ Be proud, this is the first time all evening Sam hasn't been afraid he's about to be arrested 8) ]

Like from the beginning?

[he would take pride if he knew...]

Yeah, when the Gods created the worlds, they created humans too. That's how it goes.

...Gods?? What about the monkeys?? [ Evolution....Sam's world doesn't have a god-based religion anymore oops ]

...What about the monkeys?

[go on, Sam. tell him about evolution.]

You know, the ones people came from! Monkeys then chimps and then humans! Evolution.