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clay тerran | ѕpace nerd ([personal profile] geonomy) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-09-19 01:52 pm

When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]
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[personal profile] notkittenaround 2015-09-29 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I am not a warrior, though I oft travel with them. But any who rely purely on magic and the shields of others will find themselves at a loss if they become cornered alone.
experiencepoints: (What am I s'posed to do with this chikn)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
I... would really like to know the same thing. It felt like it did when I first got put onto the Caprine...

[Once he's got the object, Nightingale will allow her magic to shut off for the moment.]
experiencepoints: Color by <user name="whirlwindy"> (Kawaii shoujo neko-chan-kun desu.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
I was never in Paradisa. What's a pomeranian?
arcanepower: (🙧 there's a beautiful sadness)

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Was there confetti and a gift of dark brown semisolid?
experiencepoints: (Which of us is the boke again...)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
There was confetti and the weird music.

... Can someone be moved from one ship to another, though?
arcanepower: (🙧 to a god he doesn't believe in)

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns.] Yes, they can. I thought it was only done willingly and with paperwork, but apparently not. Hiro will want to know about this.

What is your augment?
experiencepoints: color by <user name=dialga> (So much for my career as a pitboss.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, I guess it's better to know they can now, than them surprising us with it by moving someone who's actually important.

Oh, right, sorry. My name's Nightingale, and I've got the cooking augment for... some reason.
arcanepower: (it's lecture time (you're the student))

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes narrow into bright green slits. Yes, they are definitely glowing.]

That is... unfortunate, because I am the ship's cook and have been for as long as I have been here. [He crosses his arms and tries to look intimidating, but it doesn't really work.] I make dinner every day and breakfast on the weekends. You are free to cook other meals as you please, but I will not accept less than perfection if you attempt to replace me.
experiencepoints: (Nipples don't work like that.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Sorry, wait. What? If you're the cook, why would I be brought here? In the first place, I don't want to replace anyone, I'm still trying to figure out what's going on.

[The glowing eyes don't phase her at all, but for completely the wrong reason- She thinks he's casting Scan on her to see her class and stats, so she obligingly changes class to cook to demonstrate. Not that there is any noticeable sign of this to someone who can't see stats.]

I'll let you make those. I can make other meals, or just... find another way to be useful.
arcanepower: (🙧 he could not break surface tension)

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He's surprised at how quickly she just... gives up. Well, that's fine. Surprising, but better in the end. Hiro would not be pleased to learn that Belth set the new girl on fire.]

Atroma doesn't care. We have two pilots and neither of them have hands. I've given up trying to make logical sense of that.

[Now he has no excuse to be a jerk, though, so he softens slightly.]

... At any rate, my name is Belthazar. Do you have any food allergies or preferences I should know about?
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
... No, wait, hold on, sorry. Go back to the part about our pilots not having hands. Who exactly are our pilots?

[She has a sudden sinking feeling she knows where this is going...]
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[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He kinda understands, so he doesn't complain.]

Cheese Sandwich, who is a small horse, and Frobisher, who is a penguin.
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
... The musical horse.

[It's like watching her worst fears come to reality in front of her.]


And... a penguin. Like, not some kind of transformation, but... actually a penguin.
arcanepower: (it's time to cook (yeah whatever))

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He watches her life flash before her eyes, and he's the kind of sick kid to find amusement in it.]

Oh, yes. He is very musical. And very obnoxious. I would not blame you if you wished to transfer away from him.

The penguin is a shapeshifter, actually. I am not sure if he prefers that form or if it is his real one, but he is very stubborn about it.
experiencepoints: (Mine eyes doth require bleach.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
As soon as I figure out how. At least I'm not the only one who thinks that.

... Whatever makes him happy, as long as he can fly the ship, I guess.
arcanepower: (🙧 i once heard you say)

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think you can access the form through the ship console or your communicator. I've never done it, personally.

[HAHA...]

He is a very strange little penguin who does many things without fingers. It's quite perplexing.
Edited 2015-09-29 08:22 (UTC)
experiencepoints: (Dishonor on your cow.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Fuck it. I used to share a dorm with a bird that liked to wear dresses, I can deal with a penguin flying a ship.

[As long as she tries very hard not to think about the fact that she's on a ship being flown by a penguin.]
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[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He blinks.]

Someone dressed up their pet bird?
experiencepoints: (Okay stop now. Stop. Please stop.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
No. The bird stole the dress and shut itself in the bathroom to put it on.
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[personal profile] redactions 2015-09-29 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
James Barnes. Captain of the Heron. Yourself?
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[personal profile] curiositykilledthecats 2015-09-29 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Miah Lanbatal. I currently inhabit the Huntress. It is an honor.
arcanepower: (🙧 there's a beautiful sadness)

[personal profile] arcanepower 2015-09-29 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
How-- why-- actually, never mind. I am better off not knowing.

For the record, the small horse only eats vegetables. I thought it common sense but sometimes it bears repeating. I do not want to be on the wrong side of a meat-eating horse.
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[personal profile] redactions 2015-09-29 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Honour's all mine, Miss Lanbatal. Where are you from?
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-29 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
You really are. That's an image that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

Yeah, good call. I've seen monster horses turn nasty, and they're vicious. Vicious and really hard to put down.

[Oh, right, he asked her a question earlier...]

I'm fine with most foods, as long as they're not too sweet, I guess? I got used to cooking vegan stuff for my team, but I'm no vegan myself.
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[personal profile] curiositykilledthecats 2015-09-29 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Eorzea. Or Hydaelyn, if it is the name of my world you seek.