When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

[geonomy]

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

B;

[save_the_souls]

[Were it any other lady, Allen definitely would have intervened by now. This was ungentlemenly and disgusting. But he knows Ino can handle herself, and might just get annoyed when he steps in for her- so he'd be mostly regulating himself to scolding looks and pointed remarks to give the guy a hint to back down.]

[But when the creep has the nerve to touch her? He stands up and gets ready to help in any beatdown - though Ino already has the guy on the ground. He glares down.]

I believe she's made it clear, sir. I'd move along if I were you.

[ino]

[ He spits at Allen, and Ino leans down to lift him up by the collar. It looks kind of stupid, because she's way shorter than the guy, but whatever, she's too mad to care ]

What the hell do you think you're doing?! What part of back the hell off don't you understand?

[save_the_souls]

[Gah! Spit! He makes a face as he wipes it off with his sleeve, and when he looks back to see this drunk guy still leering at Ino?]

[Well sorry Ino if it starts a fight, but there's an annoyed sound from Allen and then he's punching the drunk in the face]

[ino]

[ Nah bro, she probably would have done the same thing any second there if he hadn't done it first. And now that he's been dropped onto the floor and is nursing his face, she kicks him in the side for good measure ]

Hmph ... !

[save_the_souls]

[he glances down at the man before looking back at Ino. Ugh, what a creep]

You alright, Ino?

[ino]

I'm fine, as long as this asshole stays on the floor where he belongs.

[ Which he seems to be doing, complete with pained groaning and whining. However, his buddies over in the corner are definitely glaring at them now ...

... And Ino's already aboard the bad temper train, so she shoots a look right back, and: ]

What? You wanna join him?

[save_the_souls]

[oh no]

Ino! We don't need to start a fight with the entire bar!

[ino]

[ She points at them ]

They're the ones who are looking at me funny!

[save_the_souls]

We did just beat up someone! That tends to get looks!

[ino]

He deserved it though!

[save_the_souls]

I'm not arguing that! But we don't have to fight the whole bar..!

[ino]

We do if they start something.

[ Which it's ... looking like they plan to, if all of the dudes slowly getting up and out of their chairs are any indication. Uh-oh. ]

[save_the_souls]

...Brilliant.

[Just what he wanted. To fight an entire bar. Uuuuugh. Well, Ino was his friend and he'd stand by her- so he gives a glance that very much says WELL WHAT NOW? B|

[ino]

[ She just shrugs. And picks up a chair with one hand, holding it above her head like she will smack someone with it ]

I wouldn't come any closer if I were you ...