When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

[geonomy]

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

I got up once to use the bathroom. I caught up on things before going back to sleep.

Ah yes, of course. Ever the diligent caretaker.

[save_the_souls]

Ah. Wonderful.

Have to do something to pull my weight around here.

[onlyanapple]

And very valued that weight pulling is, I'm sure. If that thing floats your boat, anyway.

[Allergies]

[save_the_souls]

It does float my boat, actually! It's why my ship is one of the best in the fleet!

[onlyanapple]

[He;s thinking...thinking...

Then he shrugs. ]

No, actually, you're probably right there. The Pathstone is a shithole.

[save_the_souls]

Somehow I'm not surprised...

[Uncle you lazy bum]

How is the Pathstone? Get along with the crew alright?

[onlyanapple]

No one's tried to exorcise me? The spirit boy is a little weird and keeps telling people I'm not a real demon, but he's otherwise harmless.

They're okay, I suppose.

[save_the_souls]

Oh, you mean Cole? [yeah that guy is weird] I haven't spoken to him in awhile.

[onlyanapple]

That's the one. He tends to find people who needs him. Something to do with compassion? I don't know.

[save_the_souls]

Yeah, something like that I believe from what he told me.

He used to pop up on my ship but then he just stopped doing that. Maybe he figured we weren't in need of compassion.

[Or he found out that Allen's an abomination ahaha whatever he's not salty about that at all]

[onlyanapple]

Well, you are "the best in the Fleet" after all. No wonder he passed you all by.

[save_the_souls]

Ha, right. Good point.

[Just gonna have a looong drink now of his juice. Maybe if he doesn't think of it as juice the placebo effect will kick in right?? ...Not so much. ]

[onlyanapple]

[He can but hope. ]

Well. Best leave you to your awfully lucky game, hm?

[save_the_souls]

Stop saying it like that, you're going to incite a fight.

[onlyanapple]

Me? [He innocently points to himself as he stands up. ] Never. I don't incite anything.

[He'll lean near one of the participants, resting a hand on his shoulder. When he speaks he's using That Tone when he's Tempting someone with a capital T. ]

I'd bet more money, if I were you. You're onto a winner. Can't fail.

[He gives Allen a cheery thumbs up as he wanders off. Look how helpful he is!]

[save_the_souls]

[He watches this, knowing damn well what's going on as that patron's eyes light up with greed. He shakes his head and holds back a chuckle as he waves him off. Thanks Uncle you're pretty cool I guess. ]