When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

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Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

[save_the_souls]

Yeah, she is. Nearly everyone in her village is. [...I'm not sure anyone needs you walking up walls Clay]

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[Everyone needs Clay walking up walls.] I didn't know they had villages of ninjas, wow... That does sound really cool.

Back in my world, we've got a mountain in another state that has four of our presidents' faces in it. Their whole origin is kind of controversial, but I guess they look pretty cool. It's mostly a tourist attraction now.

[save_the_souls]

Mm! It's a whole hidden village. They all train their chakra to do abilities in school, and then each clan has their own secret specialty that only they can do.

Eh? You guys actually carved your presidents' head into a mountain too? [HUH...] I've never been to that part of America. Have you ever seen it?

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Chakra, huh? That's apparently the thing I couldn't do. [MAN. HE WANTED TO LEARN.]

I've seen pictures, but I haven't actually been there myself. It's... cool? [HE GUESSES... he just doesn't really like all the controversy it's steeped in.] It's in South Dakota, and I've only ever been in California. I've been so busy that I've never really thought about going anywhere else other than space, I guess.

[save_the_souls]

You can't use chakra? [Weird. Sure, Allen doesn't use it, but that's mostly a combination of his terrible meditation skills and his own powers making it harder]

I see. [CAN'T BLAME YOU THERE CLAY] It's hard to imagine for me only being in one place. Is the fleet a bit strange for you- moving place to place all the time?

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Well, I'm not a ninja, so I can't learn how to. [OR SO HE WAS TOLD.] What, can you? [BUT ALLEN'S NOT A NINJA... IS HE...?]

Now that you mention it? Yeah, kind of. I mean, I wouldn't trade this kind of opportunity for anything else in the universe, but it is kind of weird, moving to all these different locations all the time. I'm used to seeing a lot of the same thing every day, so this whole experience is really different.

[save_the_souls]

[He laughs] If I wanted to give up the free time I have between my jobs, being a first mate, learning medicine, and keeping my own abilities sharp - I could, yes. [No thanks, even he's not as bad as Hiro] Most humans can use chakra if they learn, actually - mastering it is how you become a ninja. Sometimes Ino will even impress people by teaching them how to walk on ceilings.

[Nothing like having to clean fricking boot marks off the ceiling of their old house, lemme tell you]

Yeah...I could see how that'd be a problem. But- at least you're in the same ship right? Maybe you can hang pictures that you'd see every day.

[That helps right???]

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... I think I've been had, then. [WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN' INO]

Mm. Maybe. I dunno, I might get homesick? [He kind of already is but you didn't hear that from him nope] And where do I get pictures of LA?

[save_the_souls]

[Oops. He snickers and puts a hand on his shoulder.] Sorry. She probably just felt she didn't know you well enough. Ninjas can be pretty secretive about some things.

[There were some powers of Ino he wasn't even allowed to talk about. Not that he was going to mention that no matter how cute Clay was.]

Um...I'm not sure. Maybe you can start with a picture of a palm tree? There was some on the last planet!