When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

[geonomy]

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

[merchantprince]

Yeah, that's unfortunate. I prefer the direct approach when something is trying to kill bite my face off. Nice and satisfying. If I didn't have that option, I'd probably never go outside.

[Despite being inside, Varric puts the shades on. Now Crowley isn't alone.]

You're gonna have to cut me some slack. I lost my fashionable closet while I was... uh, gone. And there's no replacing a good tailor. [SIGH...] I miss Garak. He was skilled, efficient, and he never made me get glasses off the top shelf.

[onlyanapple]

[CROWLEY GREATLY APPROVES.]

Yeah, that man knew how to make a suit. It's a tragedy they haven't got anyone else in who can do the same thing. Imagine, some people have to rely on the jumpsuits. All the time. Forever.

[Worst thing ever, that. ]

omfg typos you dont catch until it's not 6am

[merchantprince]

[As well he should be, Garak was a treasure. Varric, for his part, looks horrified at the thought of wearing jumpsuits.]

Andraste's tits! That ought to be a crime. A space crime.

lmao it's ok this is usually me

[onlyanapple]

I burned mine a couple of days after arriving here. There's no way on any world that I'd be caught in that thing.

People should be arrested for it.

[merchantprince]

I'm... gonna consider doing that myself. There's no way in hell I'm wearing those things either.

[He shakes his head sadly.]

Even the Floot Loops shit you can buy at the waystations is better. I mean, you can just wear it inside out if you're that mad about fake fruit flavor.

[onlyanapple]

It's strangely satisfying.

Not for me. It's suits all the way or nothing.

[merchantprince]

I prefer silk shirts, personally. Your getup would just look stupid on me-- too stiff. But you? You make it look easy.

[Stop hitting on the demon, Varric.]

[onlyanapple]

[Never stop hitting on the demon, Varric. He gives a smirk in response.]

Well, I have had a lot of practise.