When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

[geonomy]

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

That's a relief. Assuming I don't mess up some other way... uh, is there anything else I shouldn't do or say?

[curiositykilledthecats]

[She thinks for a moment.]

Do not profess intent to summon gods?

[huaaaaagh]

[...Interesting life this lady has led.]

Even if I wanted to, it would be an empty boast. I definitely don't have that power.

[curiositykilledthecats]

Yes, avoid empty boasts.

[huaaaaagh]

[He's usually pretty good about that, but usually it's because he's strong enough that he doesn't need to lie. Outside of his games, he might need to make use of his good poker face. That's not exactly a brag, is it?]

I'll remember that too, then. In exchange, let's not fight, so I don't end up needing those healing spells, yeah?

[curiositykilledthecats]

Neither of us will harm you without reason, I promise this.

["Without reason" being the key there.]

[huaaaaagh]

[Yep. Still... still not reassuring at all.]

I appreciate it, truly...

[Is lying a violently-punishable offense? Because he's really regretting his embarrassed cover now.]