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clay тerran | ѕpace nerd ([personal profile] geonomy) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-09-19 01:52 pm

When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]
experiencepoints: By <user name="whirlwindy"> (pic#8845432)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-01 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm pretty sure that would have only gotten you stabbed.
gleamed: (☼ i didn't know they did that anymore)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ her expression turns rather alarmed, though not entirely convinced. ]

Oh, I think you'd be surprised how receptive ruffians and thugs can be to the right song!
experiencepoints: (Your head is high.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-02 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
If they could be convinced that easily, they wouldn't be violent criminals.

[She's just going to sit here cringing internally, but trying to keep a tough exterior. Why this?]
gleamed: (☼ and taste saturday's high life)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oooor maybe they're violent criminals because no one's tried to sing to them!

[ she has some matter of experience with these things! ]
experiencepoints: (But can we talk about cockmonglers?)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-02 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
How could you possibly think that would work?
gleamed: (☼ can you paint with all)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-04 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried it! And it worked!

[ it's a proven method! ]
experiencepoints: (But can we talk about cockmonglers?)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-04 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried it here?

[She is kind of praying for the answer to be no. She isn't sure she wants to live in a world where musical numbers solve everything.]
gleamed: (☼ though we adore men individually)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-04 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Noooooot yet!

[ 'yet' being the keyword. ]
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-04 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you probably shouldn't because there is no way that would work.

[I mean, unless you're a bard and trying to inflict status effects on them, she gets that. But that didn't sound like what you were doing.]
gleamed: (☼ look at me here at last)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-04 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you be so sure?

[ sorry, she's not entirely convinced! it worked so well before! ]
experiencepoints: (You're inside my house?)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-04 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Because unless it's a magic song, if people are willing to start stabbing and stealing already, they're probably not going to be stopped by a song?
gleamed: (☼ my collection's complete?)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-05 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, she does have a magic song, BUT SHE'S NOT GOING TO BRING THAT UP RIGHT NOW... ]

Well, don't knock it until you've tried it! I mean it, it can be REALLY effective!
experiencepoints: (Dishonor on your cow.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-05 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, look. What would it take to get you to turn to violent theft as a way to make your living?
gleamed: (☼ and taste saturday's high life)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-05 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Not being able to pursue my true dream!
gleamed: (☼ that girl who's strange but special)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes! If you couldn't live your dream, you might be driven to do terrible things.
experiencepoints: (But can we talk about cockmonglers?)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
... Most people, it would take a bit more than that, wouldn't it?!
gleamed: (☼ will come true)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so!

[ but really, she doesn't know. ]
experiencepoints: (pic#6944665)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-10-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Look, just... Don't try to do that unless you've got someone to keep you safe, okay?
gleamed: (☼ i'll touch every star in the sky)

[personal profile] gleamed 2015-10-06 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine!

[ she'll try to heed that advice. probably. ]