When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

[geonomy]

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

[noncriminal]

Whoa, hey. Guy deserved what was coming to him, no one's sayin' otherwise. [Well.] Except maybe him, once he's done eating out of a straw.

[But who cares.]

But, like, in case you need a reminder, you just kicked a goddamn table across a room.

[There's not really a question there. He's watching her expectantly regardless, not really expecting a big explanation - she was even the person who advised him not to start prying too much into the magic and gods and whatever else might be happening here - but he can't really let it go without comment.] What, you got robot legs under there or something?

[ino]

[ She squints at him, before she turns in her stool to ... show him her legs. ]

Do these look like robot legs?

[ They are very nice curvy legs in a skirt, but yeah, they look pretty real ]

It just comes with training for a long time.

[ ... Not entirely true. It does come with training, but she doesn't have quite the amount of muscle you'd need to do something like that normally. It's mostly in the chakra. ]

[noncriminal]

[Gurl... He was just on the floor right next to those things. It doesn't matter how many pieces of furniture were flying, you're funny if you think he still doesn't have a good idea about what those legs look like.

but like thank you once more, for that]

Oh - come on. Maybe if it was made outta cardboard. [And you gave him a few years. That knifework is still kind of awe-inspiring.

He's adjusting in his spot, eyes rolling briefly as he tugs at the neck of his t-shirt. To his credit, he's now keeping his voice low enough to not be overheard by anyone but Ino.] If you're not a robot, you're still something.

[ino]

I'm a warrior. [ She takes a sip of her drink, crossing her legs. ] I've been trained since I was a kid to fight. Usually, when you do something your whole life, you get pretty good at it.