wilder: (so unimpressed)
Zelos Wilder ([personal profile] wilder) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2014-12-06 12:51 pm

II ☼ Text

Who: "Kaneis Major"
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide, text
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: December 6th

[He's not particularly hiding whose posting, nor does he want to advertise either. So, sometime during the day, a text post will appear on the network. ]

Anyone got any suggestions for ways to entertain yourself? Because I have way too much spare time right now and I'm sick of watching that shopping thing.

Extra points if it's something you can do alone. Offers for intercourse will only be taken up on for a charge.
[After meeting half you people? He's not giving it out for free]

Also suggestions for ways to prepare Tallbird or places I can find yarn would get my thanks.

[He shuts off the text feed. If you are on the Wonderduck, he can be found on the bridge sitting in his pilot seat. He seems to have taken to holding onto a ostrich bobble head and flicking the head occasionally with his fingers to see what happens. Goddess he's so bored.]
onlyanapple: (Headtilt)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-13 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, it can be anything. Puppies was the first thing that came to my head.

...

I don't know why.
onlyanapple: (Bench)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Very sure.

...What, like...death by puppies? Is that even possible?
onlyanapple: (Always so cynical)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-13 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
With their tiny little puppy teeth?
onlyanapple: (Winter=HATE)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-14 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure their teeth would fall out before they did any damage.

That's what happens with mammals, right? Teeth fall out and then there are new ones?
onlyanapple: (Fingersnap)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you a mammal? You have a mammal-y look to you. Did you go through two sets of teeth?
onlyanapple: (Badass)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-15 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I like to live on the edge.

Well, there you go. You should know the answer to the teeth conundrum.
onlyanapple: (Sauntered vaguely downward)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
They all...do something.

Balls, I looked it up too, to remember.


Something to do with their babies.
onlyanapple: (Fingersnap)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-15 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No no, not that, because there's the platypus. And that other one. The spiky one.

Nope. I'm not....anything.

Well, I suppose I'm more snake than anything, but that's what happens when that's your first earth-bound form. No helping that.
onlyanapple: (Headtilt)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-16 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's real. I think it was one of His practical jokes. I'd show you a picture of it, but it looks so ridiculous you'd be even less inclined to believe it was real.

Try a demon.
onlyanapple: (Oh you mean you meant to do that)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. I read it up.

A demon. As in, from Hell.
onlyanapple: (Headtilt)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Judging is a rather strong word, isn't it?
onlyanapple: (Badass)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-12-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Most of them are absolute psychopaths.

Don't fall in with that lot, personally.

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