Zelos Wilder (
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driftfleet2014-12-06 12:51 pm
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Who: "Kaneis Major"
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide, text
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: December 6th
[He's not particularly hiding whose posting, nor does he want to advertise either. So, sometime during the day, a text post will appear on the network. ]
Anyone got any suggestions for ways to entertain yourself? Because I have way too much spare time right now and I'm sick of watching that shopping thing.
Extra points if it's something you can do alone. Offers for intercourse will only be taken up on for a charge. [After meeting half you people? He's not giving it out for free]
Also suggestions for ways to prepare Tallbird or places I can find yarn would get my thanks.
[He shuts off the text feed. If you are on the Wonderduck, he can be found on the bridge sitting in his pilot seat. He seems to have taken to holding onto a ostrich bobble head and flicking the head occasionally with his fingers to see what happens. Goddess he's so bored.]
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide, text
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: December 6th
[He's not particularly hiding whose posting, nor does he want to advertise either. So, sometime during the day, a text post will appear on the network. ]
Anyone got any suggestions for ways to entertain yourself? Because I have way too much spare time right now and I'm sick of watching that shopping thing.
Extra points if it's something you can do alone. Offers for intercourse will only be taken up on for a charge. [After meeting half you people? He's not giving it out for free]
Also suggestions for ways to prepare Tallbird or places I can find yarn would get my thanks.
[He shuts off the text feed. If you are on the Wonderduck, he can be found on the bridge sitting in his pilot seat. He seems to have taken to holding onto a ostrich bobble head and flicking the head occasionally with his fingers to see what happens. Goddess he's so bored.]
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I don't know why.
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I guess a power like that would give you a leg up. I mean, assuming they don't turn whatever you turned their guns into as some sort of weapon anyway.
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...What, like...death by puppies? Is that even possible?
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That's what happens with mammals, right? Teeth fall out and then there are new ones?
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[HE SKIPPED MOST OF BIOLOGY CLASS OKAY]
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But yes. I am a mammal last I checked.
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Well, there you go. You should know the answer to the teeth conundrum.
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Balls, I looked it up too, to remember.
Something to do with their babies.
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We give live births. Not eggs.
Aren't you one too? That's basic stuff. [YOU LOOK LIKE ONE]
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Nope. I'm not....anything.
Well, I suppose I'm more snake than anything, but that's what happens when that's your first earth-bound form. No helping that.
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The hell does any of that even mean? What are you a spirit or something?
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Try a demon.
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Wait. A demon?
[WHAT THE FRICK FRACK?]
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A demon. As in, from Hell.
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...Wow. Judging another me has to be the strangest sensation.
[Because holy shit he thought he was the fuck up, but it's not like he slept with a demon]
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I mean, unless this is the part where you try to tell me demons are warm and fuzzy in your world.
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Don't fall in with that lot, personally.
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