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[wilder]

Who: "Kaneis Major"
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide, text
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: December 6th

[He's not particularly hiding whose posting, nor does he want to advertise either. So, sometime during the day, a text post will appear on the network. ]

Anyone got any suggestions for ways to entertain yourself? Because I have way too much spare time right now and I'm sick of watching that shopping thing.

Extra points if it's something you can do alone. Offers for intercourse will only be taken up on for a charge. [After meeting half you people? He's not giving it out for free]

Also suggestions for ways to prepare Tallbird or places I can find yarn would get my thanks.

[He shuts off the text feed. If you are on the Wonderduck, he can be found on the bridge sitting in his pilot seat. He seems to have taken to holding onto a ostrich bobble head and flicking the head occasionally with his fingers to see what happens. Goddess he's so bored.]

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[payback]

You can buy games. They come in bulk, but some of them you can play by yourself. Also if you play cards, solitaire is fun.

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[wilder]

Bulk of games huh? How many of them are good?

I know blackjack and poker, is solitaire like those?

[payback]

Solitaire isn't really like that. It's by yourself, so you can't bet or anything, you know? It's a quiet game, not a betting game.

A lot of the games that you get you have to have another person. But some of them are fun.

[wilder]

A quiet game against yourself? How's it played?

Yeah? I can take a look- what's the cost of the bulk?

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[proteusmoon]

[ Of course his captain is the first of the crew to come harass him. ]

"Offers for intercourse will only be taken up on for a charge."

[ She's got her cracked communicator in one hand, but both hands are on her hips. She can't believe her pilot just literally pimped himself out. ]

Really?

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[wilder]

[He looks back over at her. He knows damn well it's probably disbelief, but he'll jokingly take it another way]

Haha, really. Though I'm afarid got a policy about not doing those sorts of transactions with crew- sorry, Captain.

[proteusmoon]

[ Predictably, red that's nearly the same hue as his hair blooms over her cheeks and her body language grows defensive, her arms crossing over her chest and her shoulders slouching forwards a little. ]

That won't be a problem, considering I have a strict policy about not paying for such attention from anyone.

[ Her quip probably isn't as effective as his was, considering she's still blushing a lot and even pouting a little, highly embarrassed in spite of her attempts to hang on to some dignity. ]

[wilder]

[Her quip doesn't bring the least bit of shame from him. Because you know, that requires having shame. He is partly amused at how embarrassed she seems though]

Ohhh, one of those types.

Well, good for you!

[ladiesss]

Sudoku.

[wilder]

What-ku?

[ladiesss]

It's a puzzle. You have to figure out what number goes where to complete the pattern.

Only fun for a couple of hours, though... Maybe not fun at all, if you're not into puzzles.

[wilder]

I got nothing against puzzles. And I'm fine with numbers too.

I don't suppose you have any on hand.

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[idealistic]

[ Kaneis Major you are getting such a look right now. ]

What was that all about?

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[wilder]

[Oh. He knows that look. Even if it's been a year he knows that look]

[And so, he gives his innocent smile he gives when he's not at all innocent. You know the one no one would ever buy]

...I'm bored?

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[idealistic]

Don't give me that crap-- that's a dumb excuse and you know it.

[ a beat ] When did you even take up knitting?

[ THAT'S LIKE THE LAST THING HE'D EVER SEE YOU DOING ]

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[wilder]

Then...how about we could use the extra money! Not like there's any monsters to kill for gald out here.

[A beat in return. Oh. He noticed that part]

Uh, well, I haven't yet. But there's some guy that keeps telling me if I'm bored I should take up knitting!

So I thought maybe I could knit him a scarf or a sweater and then use it to gag him! [PERFECT PLAN AMIRITE]

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[ino]

Honestly, some of these people, even if you paid me there's no way.

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[wilder]

[Yes good, you understand this horribleness]

I know. There's really not a lot of great selection to choose from in this fleet.

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[ino]

I guess the people that brought us here just don't have the same penchant for attractive people.

[ after all, in all the time she was at the castle ... it was pretty rare to see someone who wasn't at least somewhat attractive ]

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[limitstorm]

You're selling what?!
But you're supposed to be married before you do that!

text oh my god Riku you precious baby

[wilder]

Ha-

What? Are you serious?

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[limitstorm]

What do you mean, am I serious.
Of course I'm serious!
Did you get space married or something? I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to do that with just anyone even after you get married...

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[onlyanapple]

You can sell yourself out but can't find a similar way to entertain yourself?

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[wilder]

Oh I can find ways to entertain myself in that vein just fine.

But I've seen you people. I'm not giving it away for free.

[onlyanapple]

Glad to hear not all is lost then.

Can't say I blame you, I wouldn't, either.