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[multiglyphs]

Who: weiss schnee and ~you~
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: ss three twins
When: december 2nd

[ hello drift fleet who here is up for a rousing game of GET TO KNOW YOUR FELLOW CAPTIVES i mean who doesn't love a good ice breaker amirite.

luckily (un...luckily...???) for you all, weiss has done her Research and has chosen the best possible ice breaker the multiverses can find! ]

With the crews back in their vessels and all systems supposedly in order, I thought now would be the perfect time to engage in a good old fashioned ice breaker.
We all come from different worlds, after all, with various experiences under our belt, yet we are all together put in this position, for better or for worse.
So why not try and get to know each other better?
Of course, with distance now an inhibiting factor, it makes things a little more difficult...
But worry not! For I've found a game that will work just as fine through text, with some slight modifications.
The rules are simple enough — anyone is free to make an honest declaration at any time. If any of the statements apply to you, you simply respond with a brief explanation of how.

I can even start!
Ready?

[ and, yes, weiss has just started an online drinking game, look she's not making these rules up, pls play that portion at your own discretion ahem ]

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( ooc; feel free to go wild and create your own toplevels, threadjack, the whole nine yards...! )

Comments

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[resnipstance]

Oh, I know this game. ... Pretty sure I could get the entire fleet drunk in no time going through the entire list of normal-person things I've never done.

[This is why you don't play "Never Have I Ever" with a Jedi.]

Never have I ever... been on a date!

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[mikangirl]

You'd be surprised.
I guess I better drink to that. Think it counts if it's not a real date?

[She's drinking anyway, mind.]

[resnipstance]

You're asking the wrong person.

What's the definition of a "real date" anyway? Where are we drawing the line?

[mikangirl]

When your reasons behind having one are genuine.
I mean there are people who date because they like each other and people who date because they get something out of it.
one's more genuine than the other.

[resnipstance]

Huh? What would you get out of dating someone you don't like?

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[experiencepoints]

Does it count if I didn't know it was a date until it was over?

[resnipstance]

In this case I'm going to go with yes, because THAT sounds like a story I want to hear.

[experiencepoints]

Okay.
My parents decided it was time to marry me off, so they basically sent me out to meet this guy.
A ninja named Yutu.
He was a man. I'm not interested in men.
And I didn't realize what my parents were planning.
So I thought it was just meeting the kid of my parents' friends.
I didn't realize it was a date until the end when he kissed me.
I teleported home immediately.
Accidentally stuck him with the bill, but fuck him anyway.
Story over.

[resnipstance]

... Yikes. That was... less funny than the story I was imagining.

Wait. You can teleport?

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[catamite]

what relly??

how old are u?

[resnipstance]

Sixteen. Seventeen ... soon. Ish. It's hard to tell when this place has a different calendar system.

[catamite]

aww u shoud try it!!

[resnipstance]

I'm not sure an interdimensional reality show slash prison is exactly the kind of place to go on a date...

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[save_the_souls]

Never? Truly?

[resnipstance]

Nope.

The Order I grew up in kind of frowns on romantic entanglements.

[save_the_souls]

Really?

You mean you grew up in something like a monastery?

[resnipstance]

Close, yes. A temple. *The* Temple, actually.

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[pain_train]

don't bother dates suck anyway it's like always some dude who thinks he's hot shit and rich and too good to give oral bleh

[resnipstance]

... Good to know.

What about girls?

[pain_train]

i think girls are better i guess i haven't been with as many girls though so maybe i just got lucky cause you know women can be giant assholes too just like guys

[resnipstance]

... Well, you're a ray of sunshine.

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[digthefuzz]

[Well, he definitely loses this round, and she knows why. He sighs at having to fess up, but he does also feel bad for all the things Ahsoka hasn't been able to do.]

Guess it's story time for me.

[resnipstance]

[Ahsoka's smile takes on a devious quality, even if Kurt can't see it.]

Thaaat's why I said it.

[digthefuzz]

You're a devious planner, you know.

Alright, how much do I have to talk about?

[resnipstance]

I was taught by the best.

Just as much as you want to. I'm not actually going to make anyone talk about anything they don't actually want to share.