Feb. 5th, 2016

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[personal profile] precedented
Who: Leto Atreides the II
Broadcast: Video
Action: Hospitality Deck, Marsiva
When: Feb 4th

[ The video activates itself to reveal a young man staring into space. His eyes are probably the most startling thing about him. Bright, eerily blue eyes that seem to pierce the fabric of reality. You may also see brown flecks of creatures embedded into his skin, near the neck and face.

And suddenly his gaze snaps back to the camera and he is all smiles and good intentions, as if a switch had been turned on. He sits on one of the many beds on the Marsiva Deck and kicks his legs, caught between the impression of a boy and a man.

( or something much older and far more dangerous ) ]


I do not need the spiel and I'm sure you are all quite thankful for that, but I am curious to know what qualifies as entertainment for our most benevolent hosts?
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[personal profile] nextlineis
Who: Anonymous (Joseph Joestar) and you!
Broadcast: Text
Action: Not really
When: Now!

Valentine's Day is coming up! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

For those of you who don't know, that's a holiday for lovers where you exchange gifts and do something special together. It happens every year on February 14th!

Anyway, since it's coming up, that got me thinking, what'd be your ideal date? Well. What's your ideal date out of what we got available? Or I guess what would make for a good date?

No, why settle?!

Let's go with a G R E A T date. So? What is it? Hmmmmmmm?
°₊·ˈ∗♡(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)♡∗ˈ‧₊°

[A slight delay before:]

I'm asking for a friend.

Snip Snap

Feb. 5th, 2016 06:56 pm
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[personal profile] mikangirl
Who: Sam, Nami, anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: 5th Feb

[The video feed cuts in on an angle, showing a clean bunk-room floor spattered with a few small traces of blood and a roll of gauze, and two people from the knees down; one wearing boots and sitting in a chair with his legs sprawled out, the other with custom heels standing behind him, keeping a steady stream of muttering--]

—my fault if I’m better than they are. [A bloodied gauze pad falls to the floor as she works.] You can’t hold a poker face, don’t play poker. [There’s a quiet hiss between teeth, and Nami’s low, quick apology. Sam huffs and twists, and there’s an audible crackle in his back somewhere — to which he grumbles:]

I really am getting too old for this.

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[personal profile] pain_train
Who: Wrath!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: She will be bumming around on the Windrose since she blew all her cash on unicorn shoes.
When: Now

[Hey, it's a broadcast video of Wrath. Teeny lady, bright pink hair, big smile, assault rifle slung across her back. You know. That Wrath.]

Hello everyone in the fleet! I'm Wrath, the Security Officer on the Windrose. And I have a. Uh. Important scientific survey that I need to conduct.

Have you or has someone close to you been affected by hurfdurf? If you're not sure what hurfdurf is, here is an example.

[Video cuts to a different shot of Wrath and Vision standing in the Windrose's galley. It's staged like a very amateur home filming effort. They are obviously reading their lines from cards.]

[Vision, wearing a nametag that says Wrath:] Hey awesome buddy, want to get ice cream?

[Wrath, wearing a nametag that says Maine and scowling:] Um.

[The video freezes and Wrath continues in voice over:]

If I was a normal person, then I'd say fuck yeah I want ice cream. But as a person suffering from hurfdurf, this is what I think.

[Growly Maine voice:] I really like ice cream but only pussies like ice cream and I am obviously a giant and scary dude and I don't want anyone to know that I like stuff and have feelings even though I super want ice cream and will steal some from my friend when she is not looking.

[The Wrath and Vision video resumes.]

[Wrath grunts and shrugs.]

[Vision:] I don't know what that means.

[Cut back to just Wrath.]

After observation on my home planet, my hypothesis is that hurfdurf is uh--[Checks notecards.]--positively correlated with being a boy, because boys are dumb. However, new evidence has suggested that it might not be that, but actually having a wang causes hurfdurf. And that is more complicated because as everyone knows, not all boys have wangs and not all people who have or have had wangs at some point in their life are boys.

So if you could help me by answering these questions so we can figure this out and get to the root cause of hurfdurf that would really help.

[The questions appear on the screen in text as she reads them off.]

1) Have you or someone you know well been affected by hurfdurf?

2) If yes, are you or your friend a boy?

3) Do you or they have a wang? Or had a wang at the time of the hurfdurf?

Thank you very much for your help I will tell you what the results are when I have some so we can combat hurfdurf together.
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[personal profile] two_jedi_sticks
Who: Jaina
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: There's a new engineer joining the Bishop.
When: She might manage to wait five minutes after the latest shuffling.

The layout of these controls don't make any kind of sense. Not by any scheme I've seen on a ship, anyway.

[Yep, there is a teenager with her device propped on a nearby console, leaning elbows on another while she peers at it, intent. As she goes, she nearly taps buttons and levers, behaving enough not to actually muck with anything.]

It's not like snubfighter controls. Believe me, I know. But if this were anything like a Corellian YT-series I'd expect this to handle pitch, and...that should be yaw. Are the thrusters strictly forward? Maybe there's a z-axis control.

[These are all incorrect, and she seems to understand that. She chews her bottom lip, distracted with thought, before she finally turns her head to look directly into the camera again.]

How universal are the designs on these ships? I'm on Bishop, and there's a few things I can peg as customizations, but not too much. I've got a feeling I should try to learn as much as I can. Especially if I'm going to have to open a few of these panels up after a while to make sure it keeps working correctly.

[Admittedly, part of that feeling is the simple fact that regardless of the circumstances surrounding her presence in this fleet, she is stoked about learning the intricacies of a new style of ship.]

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