Your regularly scheduled creepy visitor

[killedwithlove]

Who: Cole and anyone who needs him... or wants to chat to him
Broadcast: No
Action: On any ship except Marsiva, Tourist or Red Fish because he avoids visiting two and can't visit the third.
When: While the fleet is moving and probably a bit after

[There is this thing Cole does.

He visits other ships. Sometimes he put the Pathstone alongside to visit and sometimes he takes a shuttle, but he's constantly wandering all over the fleet, being with people, circulating.

He hasn't done it in a while. He got a nasty fright and went into hiding for a while.

But the creepy psychic being is back! Sticking his large nose into all the business.]

(no subject)

[pain_train]

Who: Wrath (and maybe you?)
Broadcast: Entire fleet
Action: Windrose medlab, she ain't goin anywhere
When: June 11 (four days after this mess)

[Text]

extra large protein lovers pizza
++ spicy soypperoni
+ red chilies
++ mazer beer ipa or equivalent 1 6pack

5 strippers
pref male
++ purple body glitter
++ portable sound system
+ boa constrictor

deliver to: lt wrath, windrose



[Audio]

[She doesn’t quite know how bad she looks, but she knows how bad she feels. There is no way the people in the fleet need to see this. So it’s audio only. Wrath’s words slur faintly, like someone who is profoundly tired rather than drunk. Chems do that to her.]

Hey everyone. Um. I had an accident and I’m gonna be… down for a little while. I know I wanted to do a coffee thing for all my brother soldiers but… that’s gonna have to wait. Til I’m on my feet again. Really sorry, guys. But it’ll happen. Just a little later.

Anyway like last time I was in traction I just ordered pizza and strippers, but I tried to do that here and it doesn’t work? And there’s no pudding or nurses. So I’m kind of super bored since I can’t move around right now. So anyone want to like… watch vids or play games or something? I could maybe figure out how to do chess on the network. Or ask someone for help. Or tell stories. Or like. Visitors would be nice? Yeah.

Officer Snuggles says hi, everyone. [The fox yips.] And. Um. Bye~

( Action under the cut )

fashionably late to the mingle party

[bryces_pup]

Who: The crew of the SS Sad Blue Fish and any visitors
Broadcast: nope?
Action: Yas
When: The entire month of June

[So far June hasn't been the best month for the ship, having lost two crew members, awful things being discovered, and then SOMEONE got thrown through a shop window. Come cheer these poor saps up, or come commiserate. The locks are no longer active so people can freely wander onto the ship again.]

(no subject)

[grandstanding]

Who: Erik, Charles, Hank and Raven
Broadcast: nah
Action: the Blameless. warning for injury treatment, probably.
When: June 7th, shortly after this

( Time for band-aids and judgement. )

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[collegedropout]

Who: Sam and you.
Broadcast: Encrypted to everyone Fleetwide
Action: Red Fish
When: Today

[Sam has been the busiest little bee in all the land. After getting Katie to heal his injuries (oh so begrudgingly, but he really, really needs his writing hand for his work), he went straight to work trying to dig through every faucet of the network. Anyone who's been around him on the Red Fish or the Iskaulit will find him nose-deep in the comm, barely paying much attention, working at his station for the comms. Communications is a pretty useful augment, now that he's thinking about it.

And after what's been happening... the de-aging, the malfunctions, the Winter glitch... He's got to risk it and play a little catch-up.

He starts up a connection, encrypted as best he can to the ship rosters currently on board. He figures they might see it anyway, but it never hurts to be thorough. Someone who looks tired and like he's been living off coffee he bought off the moon -- busy bee, alright, the network is a very vast and annoying thing.]

[Video.]

Well, I haven't found anything yet, but I'm kind of working on navigating the deeper, older parts of the communications devices you got here. It keeps record pretty far back -- and it's got a lot of media connected to a lot of people here. But knowing you guys, I'm sure you found the, uh, weird music and television they have from your worlds.

This crap is way more complicated than an FBI database or a credit card company's files, I'll tell you that much. But I think with a little work and a lotta caffeine, maybe I can get into more stuff; it seems like lately, there's been more augment malfunctions. Now, I know it's possible some of it is accidental, but I'm thinking maybe this is for some kind of, I don't know, boost in--

[He stops mid-word, his expression twitching, and then goes oddly still for a few moments.

And then suddenly he speaks again...

WITH ENTHUSIASM!!!!!!! AND THERE IS A MELODY PLAYING ALL AROUND HIM. A JINGLE JANGLE ONE WOULD FIND IN A COMMERCIAL. ARE YOU READY GUYS? HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS, ABRUPTLY STEPFORD WIDE STATUS, A SMILE PLASTERED ON HIS FACE.]

Hey, guys! This is Sam Winchester, one of your favorites from the good ol' Drift Fleet - sponsored by the Atroma, the best in televised drama and innovation.

Now, what do I like more than a daily dose of our regularly scheduled program? Should be an easy enough answer, and it sure isn't hunting wendigos or fighting angels and demons.

[Sam's face:



Are you even surprised?

Also --

LAUGH TRACK]

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[Sam slaps himself hard on the face, panting tiredly.]

What the fu--

[AND HE'S BACK TO STANDING STRAIGHT AND PROUD.]

-- just remember, we're here for you 24/7, ready to listen in.

CALL NOW AND SAVE ON OUR BUNDLE PACKS.

And maybe get yourself a free autograph from yours truly.

Just remember, when it comes to Drift Fleet's name-brand dinners...



[LAUGH TRACK.

SMILE SMILE SMILE

... t-twitch]

((ooc: Sam will have a (potentially 1-2 week) glitch where he may burst out into infomercial mode for the atroma randomly. he also is incapable of saying anything but positive things to his fellow drift fleeters about the atroma and the drift fleet show. see, it's nice, because instead of getting winter's rampage pt. 2, he's going to kill you with creepy infomercial vibes. LMFAO SORRY.))

(no subject)

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Blue FIsh
When: Today

[For those who've been here awhile, a familiar scene comes onto the feed. Allen's standing behind a table in the Blue Fish clinic. This time, there's some fading bruising and a healing gash on his face. His expression still holds a polite smile, but it seems more subdue than usual. Timcanpy is still behind him on a shelf, also seeming subdued.]

Hello everyone. If you don't know me, I'm Allen Walker, one of the medics aboard the Blue Fish. Nice to see you all again.

Just a couple announcements today. We'll be holding our blood drive next weekend. The blood donated is kept for medical emergencies that require a blood transfusion. In other words, we use scientific methods to help someone whose lost a lot of blood. If you donate, we'll gladly pay you.

If you're interested and are over the age of 16, please fill out the form attached to this video. [And what do you know, it's there] If you're interested in volunteering, please let me know. Vampires interested in volunteering will need to be able to have restraint around blood and will not be allowed to sample the blood. Also, the blood drive will be back on the SS Blue Fish again. Thank you for everyone's flexibility.

And as always, there will be cookies to anyone who volunteers or donates.

Also, I'm looking for volunteers to help with gathering supplies and assembling first aid kits. If we can make enough of them, these kits will be stored in numerous spots on the Iskaulit, fleet ships and shuttles, to be used in case of an emergency. Please let me know if you'd like to help with that.

[There's a pause. It almost looks like he wants to say something else...but then, he decides against it]

That's all I have for today. Thank you, and have a good day.

[And with that, the feed ends.]

[OOC: As usual, the blood drive itself will be handwaved! Also there is a new form in the blood drive sign-up post meant to clarify age requirements. If you already signed your character up to donate it, you don't need to sign up again!]

(no subject)

[therewillbeorder]

Who: Hux
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: this evening

[The communication device appeared simple enough for his purposes. It took him a moment or two to determine how it functioned. It was rather primitive, really.

His appearance was composed, his expression almost completely neutral when he switched on the transmission. He would present the appearance of strength despite the situation he found himself in.]

This is General Hux. Members of the First Order identify yourselves to me immediately.

[Straight to business. There was going to be no small talk.]

I seek answers as to where I am and why I was brought here. I assume there is some purpose to this.

[And with that the feed is cut. He is going to be exploring around Marsiva to find out where exactly he is.]