"You Tried": The Ship

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Who: Bloodsport crew and any visitors aboard their fine vessel.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Ship shenanigans!
When: While they're still on the Starlight.

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[time to check in on the Bloodsport... what antics has this well-behaved and perfectly well-adjusted crew been up to?]

Comments

[pneumo]

[ And Sascha is more than happy to hurry over to it, seating himself down so that he can rummage through his coat and hold uuuuup: ]

Tada~☆

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby looks at it and then looks up Sascha.]

You better not have used the money I loaned you for that.

[pneumo]

Nope♥ The pretty girls in the smelly district gave it to me as a present. [ ...When he told them he had a wolf he liked to pet ]

[bb_wolf]

And what, precisely, do you intend on doing with it?

[His tone is a little too pleasant for Bigby. Be careful, Sascha, other people would probably recognise that as potentially dangerous.]

[pneumo]

[ And Sascha ignores all warning signs. ]

I can brush you with it~

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby looks up at Sascha with a flat stare.]

I'm not a pet.

[pneumo]

Well...you like being pet, right?

[bb_wolf]

[Dammit.]

Sometimes. Under my terms. That is not for petting. That is a brush. A brush that doesn't have a hope in hell of getting through my fur.

[pneumo]

Can't I at least try it once...? Just to see? [ Pleeeeeease dad ]

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby continues to give him the flat stare.]

[pneumo]

Just once!! I promise! I thought it'd feel nice...

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby stares a bit more.]

What about if I go find a doll's comb and try to brush your hair with it, huh?

[pneumo]

--♥!!!! Really?!

[ Don't get his hopes up Bigby ]

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby flops back into his pillow pile. He is officially giving up on this.]

Fine. You can try it. Once. And then you never bring it up again.

[pneumo]

Yes sir! [ He's practically sing-songing now. Excellent work, Bigby. ]

Oh, but! You probably need to be a wolf first. Is now a bad time? I can wait!

[ No he can't he's already practically vibrating ]

[bb_wolf]

[Is not a bad time? He wasn't actually planning on sleeping any time soon, and given how cramped the room is when he shifts, he hadn't been planning on doing that until he wanted to sleep.]

You can wait. I'm not going to sleep yet.

[pneumo]

[ C r y.... ]

Oh...I guess I came over earlier than normal huh.

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby picks it up. he knows full well what Sascha wants. But Sascha said he could wait, therefore, he will have to wait.]

Bit, yeah. And there's only so much to pass the day on this crappy station.

[pneumo]

I slept in a bar booth today♥

[bb_wolf]

[He knows, knows, he's going to regret this.]

Why?

[pneumo]

[ SORRY BIGS... ]

Well, at first I was fell asleep outside because the sun came up and I forgot not to be there. But then Kitty dragged me into the bar and we started talking about ghosts. [ ...And then he fell asleep. It makes perfect sense. ]

[bb_wolf]

[Sadly... it does.

It's frustrating, but it makes sense.]

You have to keep an eye on the time. If you get caught out in the sunlight, it could go bad for you. You could get robbed, or stolen.

[pneumo]

....Stolen?? [ Explain this Strange Danger to him Bigby, because he's never encountered it before. It's always been kill the pig spill his blood when people figure out what he is. ]

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby sighs again.]

Yes, stolen. Kidnapped. Someone could grab you and take you. You'd be a scientific curiosity to a lot of people. They might just enjoy hurting people and you'll heal from it.

There are bastards out there and they will do fucking awful shit to you if they can. And if you're sleeping in public, you're vulnerable.

[pneumo]

...Aww, are you worried about me Bibgy? [ Because it's sure as heck sounds like it, and rather than respond with something immediately goofy Sascha asks in a voice that's just a little more level than his usual. ]