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[tallasaking]

[Tyrion is sitting behind the bar behind the Malum, and he's giving you all a charming, crooked grin. Yes, because he wants something.]

Good morrow, fellow prisoners. I have been embodied by my employer, Maester Crowley, to find more employees for the Malum. We offer competitive wages, liquor in which you can drink, and if you prefer to be paid in liquor ... I believe we can make an arrangement on that end. The hours are from noon until four in the morning, so an eight hour shift in which to fill those lonely hours staring out into space.

I am looking for applicants that will not steal, will throw out any rowdy customers and who can learn how to mix liquors with mixers to get other forms of alcoholic enjoyment.

If you are wondering what else should entice you? Well, you get to work with me, and I'm simply delightful as a manager. Please see me here if you're interested, and feel free to respond just for some witty banter as well. I like showing off my skills.

Comments

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[onlyanapple]

You're my new favourite.

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[tallasaking]

Well that's highly complimentary, I must say. Do I have to worry about the wrath of your other favorite?

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[onlyanapple]

Nah, he's my favourite for other reasons. He has no need to be jealous.

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[tallasaking]

Very good, I most certainly do not want to be the favorite in anything except on a professional and perhaps friendly manner.

[wolfehawke]

Not looking to replace me, are you?

[He actually likes this job, okay?]

[tallasaking]

I am actually looking to get you more help, more like.

[wolfehawke]

It was a joke! Of course we need more help. It's a rather large place to run with as small of a staff as we have.

[And an owner who doesn't generally care to work in his own establishment, it seems like.]

[tallasaking]

Especially since none of us want to work fourteen hours straight if someone becomes ill. [Is Tyrion's wry response.] We fill in the gaps, we can all fill the hours, get paid to do so, and not find ourselves living a life in a bar.

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[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, hey, Tyrion! That sounds like it'd be a really fun job! Buuuut I've got a couple of other jobs on the planet already, gotta leave SOME time for me and my crew! [Wink!]

[Plus her mun's hands would probably fall off and her brain would spontaneously combust if she let Pinkie do ALL the things.]

Good luck finding more employees, though, you sound like you're a GREAT manager!

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[tallasaking]

Hello there, Pinkie. I am delighted that you think so. I am also sorry we won't have the chance to work together.

[He'd really like to see a pony pouring drinks.]

However, if you think of anyone else, let me know.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Heheh, too bad she's a total lightweight herself.

For now, he gets a cute little salute.]

You've got it~

[tallasaking]

[Well come on, Tyrion would be surprised if Pinkie drank anything stronger than tea.

He can't help it - he smiles a little.]

At ease, soldier.

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[only_skin_deep]

The second requirement certainly sounds interesting, [As she is contact him while on the planet, Mystique is dressed in the, ugh, clothing she has to wear to try and avoid having people grabbing her hands and forcing that connection between them. She doesn't look over happy at the situation, yet at least intrigued by the advertisement.] More so than the drinks side. [Then again, she was use to handling items to make explosives, how much harder could this be?]

I do however have a standing appointment with Sascha for evening training one or two nights a week, but I would appreciate a chance to do something else. [Life on the ships got very boring very fast.]

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[tallasaking]

If there is anyone who could toss rowdy people out of the bar, I know it could be you. [He stated simply, before he blinked at the gown. One corner of his mouth lifted appreciatively, before he spoke again.] Drinks are easy enough to pour, as well.

[He shook his head.] Absolutely not a problem. We would simply schedule you around those.

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[only_skin_deep]

Thank you. [Yes, she's taking that as a compliment.] Is there some sort of interviewing process, or just show up and act the part? [While she didn't really enjoy interacting with others Mystique could certainly pull it off. Or worse case she could be 'someone else' and fall into a personality that would suit the situation.]

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[tallasaking]

I would prefer for you to come in and answer a few questions for me. [His lips quirked up again.] However you might have to give a live audition and toss someone out, just to see if it can be done.

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[forsometimenow]

If only I didn't have this pesky medical degree.

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[tallasaking]

What, you can't take the time from saving people?

[forsometimenow]

Well, I'm not exactly busy on that front here.

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[ladybro]

Your standards for employment sound a little low, there, buddy. At least ask them if they're a people-person, too.

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[tallasaking]

Well I am not going to be able to tell that until I actually meet with them, Kate. You know that.

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[ladybro]

Oh, please. You gotta meet someone in face to face to figure that out?

[ #snapchat generation ]

[ownassets]

Are you the only such place?

[tallasaking]

Absolutely not - there is another fine establishment run by the Lady Nami.

[ownassets]

What makes yours the place they should work? Other than you.