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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-11 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stepping over, Hermione holds the kitten out with careful hands. ]

Would you like to hold him?
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-11 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Ah... I suppose I may...

[Well, if Hermione is offering, she'll just... reach out and hold Crookshanks herself. If the cat will let her, of course, she's never gotten along well with cats.

(Especially one of her other tails, which insists that it's a cat. But is that a problem with cats or a problem with Berserkers? Or just a problem with other Tamamos?)]


Just be sure you keep your claws to yourself, okay?
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-11 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a moment where Crookshanks seems like he might end up hissing and wandering away, but - instead he moves close, shifting up and nudging his nose against Tamamo's chin, purring a little as he settles down against her body.

Crookshanks is a Kneazel, at least in part, and he knows if he can or can't trust someone - and he seems to trust her, at least for now. ]


See? Isn't he cute?
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-11 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[That 'for now' may be wise, Crookshanks. But even so, she seems to be a little flattered...]

I suppose he isn't as bad as I assumed...

[... she's going to scratch behind his ears despite herself.]
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-11 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And all Hermione can do is soften, looking between them with a wide smile. ]

He's lovely, and he's very good at making sure I'm kept safe. You'll love him too, I'm sure of it.
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I know about guard dogs, but I can't say I've ever heard of guard kittens...

[... boops crookshanks' nose tbh.]
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-12 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a kneazel, and they're very smart cats. He knows when you should trust someone or not.

[ Not that she's entirely understood when she was fourteen, but... ]
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-13 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
A... 'kneazel'? Is that a kind of breed?
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-13 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A breed from my world, yes. They're very special, but Crookshanks was left abandoned in the pet shop when I found him.
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-13 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... Abandoned, were you...

[Well, now that tugs at her heartstrings, and her sympathy.]

If he was of use, who knows who is trustworthy, why would he be abandoned?
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He hissed at people. And people said he was ugly.

[ Hermione, obviously, hadn't agreed. ]

People don't always make sense.
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-13 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't know. That does sound remarkably... human.

[It's no rain of arrows, but at least she hadn't been caged in a shop.]
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-13 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to believe there's better in the world - or, at least, that I can help people see it.
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
There is better. There is also worse. There is boundless good and horrible evil in the world in equal parts. Understanding this is one of the first steps on the Noble Eightfold Path, after all.
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-14 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd much rather see the boundless good, thank you very much. I'm tired of the people I care about suffering for no reason.
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-14 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then. There is a lot of good right here to focus on, isn't there? It's safe here, you have a lovely Servant, good friends, your cat... It's okay to think that way, isn't it?
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-14 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so. For now, at least.

[ Good things aren't eternal, after all, but Hermione has hope. She'd fought for a long time for it, hadn't she? ]

Shall we take him back to the ship?
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-14 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes! But before that, will you allow me to do one thing? If you are willing, I can use my powers as Caster to give you a spell of happiness! ♥
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-14 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Blink. ]

You can do that?
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, are you underestimating me? Simply close your eyes for a moment!
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-14 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hermione should be suspicious, she thinks, but all she does is lift her head and huff a noise before her eyes shut. ]

Okay...
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-14 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[She really should be. Honestly, Caster just waves her hands in front of Hermione's eyes for a moment to make sure they're really closed, and then...

Picks up one of those fluff slugs to set it on top of Hermione's head.]
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-14 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ....

Lifting her hand, Hermione opens one eye and pats down on the slug before she makes a small, mournful noise. ]


Tamamo...
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[personal profile] castrationfist 2016-07-14 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Hermione?

[She seems so proud of herself, honestly.]
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[personal profile] brainiest 2016-07-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so lucky these slugs are cute.

[ And that Hermione doesn't mind washing her hair... ]

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