dear diary 002

[onetwosixshit]

Who: Oscar Mike and OPEN
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: 7/17/2016

So hey, everyone listening out there. This hippie planet is getting real boring real fast, and there are way too many of these little slug dudes all around.

So, like, who out there's up for some shooting shit? Except without the shooting part, since there ain't no guns around. So shooting shit with fists. Fisting? Aw who the hell cares. Who's up for some mahno eee mahno hardcore painfests winner take all except there's really nothing here so mainly just beating the crap outta eachother? A guy could get real out of practice here with nothing to fight.

Comments

[kill_switch]

I'm not LLC. I'm an Imperator. Do you want to fight or do you want to talk?

[Because holy cow this guy's got a lot of words.]

[onetwosixshit]

Oh. Huh.

[She makes a good point though, LLC or not he's been itching for some action beyond sitting around in space polishing his (new) gun. So it's with a whoop that he sinks back into what he hopes is a ready stance. Not having his gun is actually pretty difficult.

Think, think, what did he remember the luchador guy doing? Beyond a lot of yelling.]

C'mon then, dyin' of boredom over here.

[Step one, bluff.]

[kill_switch]

I've got all day.

[Calling his bluff. This wasn't a fight for survival; she didn't have to make the first hit to get a leg up. It's a dominance play; waiting for him to break first.]

[onetwosixshit]

Uhh well, so do I! 'cept I'm gettin' bored!

[Drat, usually people are more than willing to start shooting right away; what's all this talking about. He puffs up his chest, trying to seem as confident as possible before he lets out a whoop and rushes forward. It lacks any sort of tact, but he's a little out of his element. Still, he's seen Montana fight, and if hilariously tiny head man can do it, so can he.]

[kill_switch]

[Straighforward attack. Furiosa is going to attempt to dive to the side, pivot, and followthrough with a punch to his lower back with her prosthetic.]

[Also this is now SRS BSNS and she's done talking.]

[onetwosixshit]

[Of course it doesn't work; he's not some freakishly huge lumberjack, he simply doesn't have the sheer bulk to plow through people. Which of course means that it's easy enough to put him off-kilter.]

Ow!

[The blow doesn't hurt much, but the shock of it has him stumbling forward and trying to catch his balance. Inconvenient, he's not really suited for agility, but he does his best to prevent himself from planting face first into the forest floor.

Dropping to one knee he lashes back out behind him, kicking and spinning his body to face the threat. Yeah, he's totally badass.]