Stirring the Sauce, Pounding out the Dough!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: Kitty Pryde, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide invites!
Action: Planetside
When: In between Winn waking up and the Marsiva taking off




[Video]

Early this morning, a video might interrupt whatever you're doing. On one side of the screen, there's a beautiful lady with light brown hair. On the other, the pinkest pony ever to have walked the multi-verse.

Hey hey HEY, everybody! It's the start of a new month, and we've had a GREAT time on this planet so far, especially with all this yummy real food! Sooo Kitty and I have been planning a pizza party!

Um, right. So, you should come. I guess. [She doesn't know how to do group invites with ponies. What is life?]

We'll be in this HUGE clearing at THESE coordinates, so bring some smiles, your stomach, and maybe a side dish or snacks if you want too! We'll see you there! And Wrath: we've got chimmy cherry chongas~!

We had to use a few substitutes, but it's still pizza, so you know today's priority. Also a good time to check it out if you've never heard of it.

[And with that, the feed ends and coordinates to the clearing show up on the communicators.]


[Action]

[Local vendors have been generous enough to loan the use of their ovens and some long wooden tables for the clearing. Sure enough, there's dozens of pies, plain or topped with meat or vegetables or both. There's also jugs and jugs of fruit juices and lemonade and punch, and an equally bountiful dessert table including apple tarts, cakes, donuts, and yes, chimmy cherry chongas. And the best part is there's not a single gel-based ingredient in sight. Feel free to add something to the bounty or just come in, grab a slice, and enjoy!]

Comments

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[aigue]

[Renart is not a big party person, but after spending over a year eating what amounted to fake food has made her very much a real food person, especially when it happens to be free. So even though it'll mean seeing a bunch of strangers she would like to avoid, she plans to check it out

She'll wander over to the given coordinates eventually in her fox body. She's assuming that it will make socializing (or rather, avoiding socializing) easier than her humanesque body, and there's the added bonus to fewer expectations regarding manners to boot.

When she arrives the first thing she does it hop up onto a nearby table and snatch a pastry or two to devour under said table. This process gets repeated a few times until she reaches a fruit pie. It being too big for her to haul away she's just going to dig into the entire thing right there.]

[pneumo]

[ Oh Renart... This really is classy. Your whole face is going to be covered in blueberries at this rate and despite the mess? Sascha thinks it is one of te cutest gd things. There's no way he isn't going to call out to her, delighted to see that floofy tail once more. ]

Renart~! [ SO FLUFFY ] You came...!

[aigue]

[She knows, and she knows she'll either be considered a pest or fucking adorable rather than just a slob so it's worth it. Besides, fox bodies were not built for eating pie cleanly anyways. Best to embrace it.

She'll pause her devouring at the sound of her name, glancing over.]

The message said there would be free food.

[How could she turn that down?]

[pneumo]

[ And of course it's obvious which Sascha believes as he hurries to her side, already itching to touch her fur. ]

I didn't know foxes could eat pie.

[aigue]

[She licks her muzzle, eyeing the rest of the food on the table.]

We can eat anything. We're very adaptable.

[pneumo]

Really?? Lucky... I can only eat meat. [ Which means no pizza for him, alas ]

[aigue]

Other foods make you sick...? [She's wondering how that works.]

[pneumo]

Yeah.... I get nauseous if I do and throw it all up. It's pretty gross, hehe.

[ He doesn't know the reason for it, but he knows he will definitely puke. He's tried. ]

[aigue]

That's unfortunate. Pâtisserie and baking are delicious. One of humanity's greatest achievements.

[She doesn't care too much though, because hey, more for her!]

[pneumo]

Really?? It doesn't smell all that great... Just sweet. [ But he'll take her word for it. ]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Oh look, it's a foxy! If it weren't for a comm-versation a while ago, Pinkie would've assumed she was a wild animal is search of some treats. Now, though...]

Oh, hey! You must be Renart!

[aigue]

[Ah, the pony.

Who is violently pink. She did not expect that.

Renart blinks.]

Your mane looks like candy floss.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Awww thanks~! You look pretty too, I don't think I've ever seen a black foxy before!

[aigue]

We aren't common. I'm the same as a red fox aside from the fur.

[Except for the part where she talks and is basically a magical creature but DETAILS.]

Is pink common for ponies?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Hey, Pinkie just figures she comes from a world where foxes are a dominant species, like her own world is with ponies.]

Yeah, there's LOTS of colors of ponies back home! Pink, white, purple, yellow, red, blue, green, one of my best friends even has a rainbow mane and tail!

[All said as if this is completely and utterly normal.]

[aigue]

[If only....]

Goodness. Compared to you we're plain.

[Because rainbow ponies, seriously.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[If only, if only.]

Whaaaat? No, don't be silly, you're plenty pretty, Renart!

[Even when you're covered with pie. She's the same way with chocolate, really.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash has no clue that the cute fox running around is actually a member of the fleet. So he just grins when he sees the fox returning for another theft.]

Hey there, buddy. Good to see you're having a good time too.

[Feeling generous Vash breaks off a piece of donut he was eating and tosses it towards the fox. Assuming it probably won't really want to be approached.

And he's not willing to sacrifice a whole donut to the ground if the fox is a heathen who doesn't like donuts.]

[aigue]

[Thankfully this fox has a very thorough appreciation for donuts, and pieces of donuts, and pieces of donuts thrown on the ground for her to tackle and gobble up like some kind of hungry gremlin.

It isn't very much donut though, so once it's been devoured she's looking up at him and the rest of it, looking hopeful. And unbearably cute.]

[goldenglasses]

Uh oh. I may be in trouble now, huh? [Vash tosses the rest of the donut towards the fox. Assuming no one around the fleet paying attention to him talking to a fox.]

I'm not going to be left alone while eating now am I? [He doesn't seem to care.]

[aigue]

[Oh awesome. She dives for the donut, chomping it up quickly, and that gets her tail wagging. Getting fed isn't too bad, it's infinitely preferable to being thought of as a pest and chased off.

When she finishes she looks over at him, her ears perked up and her tail still waving slightly.]

Only if you're out of donuts. [That's the only reason she's here, after all. To eat all the food.]

[goldenglasses]

[...]







Did you just talk?

[aigue]

[There is only one way to answer that.]

No.

[goldenglasses]

Well, alright then.

[Let's just roll with this.]

Don't worry. There's more donuts. [Vash leans over and snags one off the table and tosses it to the fox.] Always good to find another donut lover. [Said as he pops one for himself into his mouth.]

[aigue]

[So rolling with this. She looks entirely amused, though, and dives for the next donut.

He'll get a happy tailwag and a chirpy sort of gekkering as a response this time instead of any words. She does indeed enjoy donuts quite a bit, even if they aren't her favourite pastry.]