It wouldn't be a Coulsand-Theirin Birthday Bash Without Cheese Wheels~

[nugqueen]

Who: Riona, Leliana and friends of the birthday girl /o/ (also new friends are welcome too)
Broadcast: N/a
Action: The Space Bar
When: Evening, September 3rd (now basically)



[The location might be a little more over the top than what Riona would expect, and yet this is Leliana we are talking about, alright. Not only that but she tried her best along with Marian and Beverly to make this a party the Ferelden Queen can remember. It truly was a party for the ages, as much as could be done at least.

Guests are greeted at the entrance with tables lined with simple table cloth, balloons and streamers and candles as a centerpiece. Finding a seat should not be terribly hard, though Leliana fully expects the errant party crasher which is why there is enough food for everyone. And booze, of course. It would not be a Thedas crew party without copious amounts of alcohol.]

Comments

[bryces_pup]

Never ever. There's no such thing as too many swords.

[She balances the sword in her hands, then takes a step back to slash a few times in the air.]

You guessed well. Light and easy to handle.

[alwayscomeback]

Exactly! They're like cheeseburgers. Just one is never enough.

[HE IS SO HAPPY HE KNOWS CHEESEBURGERS EXIST. His life is better having known them. ]

Hey, look at that, I got it right. I figured you'd need something with a little more manoeuvrability if you need to use a shield as well.

[It's not exactly the kind of weapon-combo used a lot where he comes from. It really was a lot of guess work. ]

[bryces_pup]

Cheeseburgers? Oh, are they those odd sandwiches with the beef in the middle?

[Someone hasn't actually tried one yet.]

Absolutely. If you're the type of warrior to wield a two-handed weapon, then it's fine for it to be heavy. But if you have a shield, it needs to be rather light. We don't get to hit as hard, but it's good to be able to clunk an enemy on the head with a shield.

[alwayscomeback]

They sure are! Have you tried them? They're amazing.

[Of course he loves it, it has meat in it. ]

Sounds about right. And you don't want it getting caught in anything and leaving you vulnerable.

[bryces_pup]

No, I have not. They seem to like to put an awful lot on them, from what I saw.

[Riona's used to a simpler diet, though her time in the fleet has helped expand her palate a bit.]

Ugh, that is a horrible situation. Did I ever tell you about the time my sword got caught in a giant spider's web?

[alwayscomeback]

They do! That's what makes them even BETTER.

[Going around his world and then two years on the Fleet sure have helped Sokka's diet along nicely. He's going to miss unhealthy slabs of fried meat for sure. ]

...How giant a spider are we talking about here?

[bryces_pup]

[...Right. She forgets who she's talking to here. Perhaps she'll try a ... tamer burger, just to see.]

Giant enough that it had a web that could capture a person in it.

[alwayscomeback]

...Yep. That sounds like a pretty giant spider that I would never want to deal with.

[bryces_pup]

They're horrible. I thought the ones on the surface were bad, but they're nothing compared to the ones you find down in the Deep Roads. Bad enough there are darkspawn down there. But then you have to trudge through in the darkness and suddenly you hear that hiss and surprise! Spider!

[UGH.]

Ran into a particularly large one. It charged at us and we were forced to separate. Unfortunately, where I backed up into was its... nest. And I went straight into the cobwebs.

[alwayscomeback]

We probably have stuff like that in the spirit world, but not in the regular world.

...Unless it's in some horrible dank cave somewhere in the middle of nowhere, which come to think of it is super likely. Note to self. No more dank caves.

[bryces_pup]

You have giant spiders in your spirit world? [What the fuck?] What would they be doing there?

[alwayscomeback]

Probably? I've never been there...that I remember, anyway, but there are all kinds of spirits.

There's one that literally steals people's faces.

[bryces_pup]

Maker's breath, that's horrifying.

[WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE. EVEN THEDAS'S SPIRITS AREN'T THAT FUCKED UP.]

[alwayscomeback]

Yeah, and then it USED those faces for its own. It was creepy.

[FUCKING KOH, MAN. ]

His mother can give people faces though, so I guess that's something. She returned a guy's face her son had stolen to him.

[bryces_pup]

And I thought spirits possessing people was bad. I suppose I should be grateful they don't do worse.

[alwayscomeback]

Yeeeah. I mean, Koh was an exception, rather than a rule. Most spirits don't get uppity unless someone is coming in destroying whatever they're protecting.