mingle a little Mor tonight

[catamite]

Who: Everyone!
Broadcast: Sure!
Action: The wonderful world of Mor, nearby way-stations, and ships!
When: The first week or so of arrival

[this is it-- Atroma's surprise vacation stay for you all! it's time to explore, speculate, relax, and totally behave yourselves. right?

how are you all dealing with the ever-so-educational volcano? have you played around with the visual toggle on those collars yet? aren't they cool? aren't these peasant clothes rad? if you haven't had a decent meal since Abeo, maybe you could afford some of that authentic farm-raised meat they have here. historical!

I bet you're all excited and completely thrilled to be here! who wouldn't be? ...so, make some discoveries, make some friends, and have fun!]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Mostly? Getting drunk and watching the world spin.

[noctiphile]

Does the spinning come naturally or with the drinking?

[onlyanapple]

...The world spins by itself. Science, and all that.

[noctiphile]

... Spins? Like a top? How can something flat spin?

1/2

[onlyanapple]

What? The Earth isn't-

2/2

[onlyanapple]

...

No, seriously, what?


The Earth's round. Like a ball.

[noctiphile]

Maybe this one. Surely not all of them.

[onlyanapple]

The one I come from is. As in, Earth.

[noctiphile]

But... if your world is round how does anyone stay on it? A man can't stay on a ball without moving. Are you always running?

[onlyanapple]

There's this thing called gravity. It keeps everyone in place.

[noctiphile]

By what? Holding them?

[He balks at the idea, patting his shoulders.] I don't feel anything.

[onlyanapple]

You can't feel it, it's just a...thing. A force.

Open a science book, educate yourself.

[noctiphile]

It's on my to-do list.

[But fine.]

So you're a centuries-old demon struggling to stay on top of a giant ball. Is that it?

[onlyanapple]

I wouldn't say struggling, but yeah. Sure.

[noctiphile]

I beg pardon but that sounds like a terribly dull life. I would expect someone so old would lead a more interesting life.

[onlyanapple]

I'm not old, I'm seasoned.

And I've had an interesting life. Now I've retired.

[noctiphile]

[He chuckles.] Retirement only guarantees more time to share your interesting tales. So?

[Using the staff as support, he leans forward, smiling expectantly.] Share some with me.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley arches a brow, before leaning back. ]

What sort of tale would you like?

[noctiphile]

Hm. [Give him a minute to think.]

Your wildest adventure.

[onlyanapple]

Well, there was the time I was involved in the apocalypse...

[noctiphile]

[don't mind him he didn't just nearly fall over it's cool IT'S COOL]

You what?

[onlyanapple]

[It's SO COOL. ]

Well, it didn't actually happen in the end. An almost-apocalypse, I suppose.

[noctiphile]

You’re baiting me. Must I beg for the story? I might. I’ll ensure it’s extra pitiful, too.

[onlyanapple]

Well, I do enjoy watching a good beg, but not today.

It's pretty simple, really. Antichrist grows up human, decides he doesn't want the world to end. Everything gears up for it, but it all deflates. Lead balloon scenario,.

[noctiphile]

[What the hell, Crowley. That was so lame.]

You have an unnatural talent for being an awful storyteller, my friend. [He's so disappointed, shifting a bit in boredom.] What's a lead balloon scenario?