002 - Looks like a discoball and tastes like strawberries and dreams

[wolfuncaged]

Who: Fenris and you!
Broadcast: Video: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist.
When: Today. SPONSOR DROP for all characters who have started a romance aboard the Fleet



[Fenris had a very unsettled night, sleep wasn't the cards after his run in with Cole. Eventually, he does leave his armory to find breakfast. He goes by way of the cargo hold (just to check the horrible little wretch isn't lurking there) but instead finds a gift basket with his name on. Fenris can't read the rest of what's on it, but the gift basket is full of condoms, lubes and other sundries that only naked people will really have use for. Emblazoned on everything is Madame Gertrude's Pleasure Barn. Not only has Fenris been given one, but any character who have decided to indulge in a little romance, up to and including flirting has been sent one. The Fleet has got itself a sponsor. For today, at least.

Fenris is well aware what these things are (thanks, Exisilium) so it's with a largely bemused expression that he turns on his communicator, pointing at the...gift. ]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has been given one of these today. I suppose Atroma expects us to be grateful? Though it is roughly as subtle as a brick to the face.

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

[He's decided it's a thing that every being named COLE will do.]

I don't need your bloody congratulations.

[devilsinthedetails]

[This one is trying to turn it into an artform.]

I think you do! I mean, I didn't know anyone was into angry glowsticks enough to sleep with one.

...wait, so do you glow when you have sex or is that just an "I am angry and want to murder you" thing?

[wolfuncaged]

[He hates you. So much. ]

I don't see how it's any of your business.

[It's like having sex in a room with a blacklight.]

[devilsinthedetails]

[He's going to be at 150% rivalry with Fenris by the time everything is done.]

It's not, but think about the viewers, glowstick. I'm sure they're curious to know if they don't know already.

[You better hope Cole doesn't ever find out because he's just going to find a way to program rave music to start playing whenever Fenris and Dorian have sex.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Cole that's really rude, and Dorian would probably really enjoy it. ]

I don't care what the viewers think.

[devilsinthedetails]

[This is what Fenris gets for trying to attack Cole that one time. Trolling revenge.]

You don't care what most people think, I've noticed. So I'm just going to ignore your grumpiness on the subject and instead ask another question: who is the lucky person?

[wolfuncaged]

[One day he might learn. One day. ]

You're right. I don't.

Again, not that it's any of your business, but his name is Dorian.

[devilsinthedetails]

Dorian...Dorian...he's the flirty one with the nice mustache, isn't he?

[You have just sealed your own fate, Fenris.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Why does he feel a cold chill down his spine?]

...Yes. That would be the one.

[devilsinthedetails]

[Because deep inside, he knows something terrible is about to occur.]

Well, from the amount I've spoken to him, he seems like a very good man, so congratulations.

[And for once, he's being serious. Relationships are kind of a Big Thing to him.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris can't relax, this is so obviously a trap. ]

I-

Yes. He is a very good man.

[WHERE IS THE TRAP WHERE IS IT, HE KNOWS IT'S THERE. ]