002 - Looks like a discoball and tastes like strawberries and dreams

[wolfuncaged]

Who: Fenris and you!
Broadcast: Video: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist.
When: Today. SPONSOR DROP for all characters who have started a romance aboard the Fleet



[Fenris had a very unsettled night, sleep wasn't the cards after his run in with Cole. Eventually, he does leave his armory to find breakfast. He goes by way of the cargo hold (just to check the horrible little wretch isn't lurking there) but instead finds a gift basket with his name on. Fenris can't read the rest of what's on it, but the gift basket is full of condoms, lubes and other sundries that only naked people will really have use for. Emblazoned on everything is Madame Gertrude's Pleasure Barn. Not only has Fenris been given one, but any character who have decided to indulge in a little romance, up to and including flirting has been sent one. The Fleet has got itself a sponsor. For today, at least.

Fenris is well aware what these things are (thanks, Exisilium) so it's with a largely bemused expression that he turns on his communicator, pointing at the...gift. ]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has been given one of these today. I suppose Atroma expects us to be grateful? Though it is roughly as subtle as a brick to the face.

Comments

[dawnwillcome]

Fenris.

[She points to her face. Specifically, to her vallaslin.]

Dalish.

[Outdoorsy sex is basically the only kind of sex there is for a Dalish elf.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Further proof that the Dalish are weird. ]

...You make a point.

[dawnwillcome]

[Now she picks one of the bottles up, inspecting the label.]

And this is to ease the way, I suppose.

[Conversationally. Like this is normal. There's a reason that Dorian and Jove are best friends.]

[wolfuncaged]

[You both make his life hell. He hates you both. Except he doesn't. ]

Yes, that would be what those are for.

[dawnwillcome]

[It's only going to get worse.]

Well, I'll hardly need them. Do you want mine?

[wolfuncaged]

[SWEET MAKER. ]

I think we will be...fine.

[Assuming Dorian didn't drink half of them already.]

[dawnwillcome]

Don't be silly, it can't hurt to stockpile them.

[wolfuncaged]

You will regret it should you find someone. [His tone suggests someone has already found her. He pays attention to body language and boy do Cullen and Solas throw some things her way. ]

Dorian shan't give them back if you give them away. You know how he is.

[dawnwillcome]

[She's just going to ignore the tone, ignore the suggestion, because just thinking about all that is enough to give her a headache. Instead she laughs at his joke, because that is far more easy to focus on.]

You've been spending too much time with the man in question, I think.

[There's about a five second reflection on what she says next, but if he's going to start teasing her that way she's going to play along.]

And should I find someone, I'd make sure they knew what they were doing. If they do the job right, something like this [she waves the bottle at him] shouldn't be necessary.

[Yep. Went there. Maybe they're both hanging around Dorian too much.]

[wolfuncaged]

I can't decide if that's healthy or not.

[It's totally healthy. He's brooded 10-15% less.]

Well, that entirely depends on how-

...

No you're right. I've been spending too much time with him.