wolfuncaged: (Can never have enough)
Fenris ([personal profile] wolfuncaged) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-04-01 04:41 pm

002 - Looks like a discoball and tastes like strawberries and dreams

Who: Fenris and you!
Broadcast: Video: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist.
When: Today. SPONSOR DROP for all characters who have started a romance aboard the Fleet



[Fenris had a very unsettled night, sleep wasn't the cards after his run in with Cole. Eventually, he does leave his armory to find breakfast. He goes by way of the cargo hold (just to check the horrible little wretch isn't lurking there) but instead finds a gift basket with his name on. Fenris can't read the rest of what's on it, but the gift basket is full of condoms, lubes and other sundries that only naked people will really have use for. Emblazoned on everything is Madame Gertrude's Pleasure Barn. Not only has Fenris been given one, but any character who have decided to indulge in a little romance, up to and including flirting has been sent one. The Fleet has got itself a sponsor. For today, at least.

Fenris is well aware what these things are (thanks, Exisilium) so it's with a largely bemused expression that he turns on his communicator, pointing at the...gift.
]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has been given one of these today. I suppose Atroma expects us to be grateful? Though it is roughly as subtle as a brick to the face.
catamite: (show me the dead stars)

[personal profile] catamite 2015-04-01 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah, it's funny how constant, grueling self-denial can help a sunny disposition]

Right? With this you'd have like... [gods he's cracking up] ...a banana growing right out of you.
catamite: (use smaller words)

[personal profile] catamite 2015-04-01 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if they really taste like it...
catamite: (elf in the city)

[personal profile] catamite 2015-04-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[there is a suspicious pause here, while Nel looks thoughtfully down at the little yellow packet in his hand.



...gods stop him before he starts to experiment.]