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Fenris ([personal profile] wolfuncaged) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-04-01 04:41 pm

002 - Looks like a discoball and tastes like strawberries and dreams

Who: Fenris and you!
Broadcast: Video: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist.
When: Today. SPONSOR DROP for all characters who have started a romance aboard the Fleet



[Fenris had a very unsettled night, sleep wasn't the cards after his run in with Cole. Eventually, he does leave his armory to find breakfast. He goes by way of the cargo hold (just to check the horrible little wretch isn't lurking there) but instead finds a gift basket with his name on. Fenris can't read the rest of what's on it, but the gift basket is full of condoms, lubes and other sundries that only naked people will really have use for. Emblazoned on everything is Madame Gertrude's Pleasure Barn. Not only has Fenris been given one, but any character who have decided to indulge in a little romance, up to and including flirting has been sent one. The Fleet has got itself a sponsor. For today, at least.

Fenris is well aware what these things are (thanks, Exisilium) so it's with a largely bemused expression that he turns on his communicator, pointing at the...gift.
]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has been given one of these today. I suppose Atroma expects us to be grateful? Though it is roughly as subtle as a brick to the face.
ladiesss: (summer • may your lives be long)

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[personal profile] ladiesss 2015-04-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh my god boys. boys.]

That's so gross.
ladiesss: (spring • getting smaller)

[personal profile] ladiesss 2015-04-01 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[her secondhand embarrassment over this whole thing is too much. condoms. really. she can't believe they actually sent those. SHE'S JUST GONNA GO talk to Dorian now okay bye.]
serpentis: "Gigantomachy" - Cake Bake Betty (You were simpler)

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[personal profile] serpentis 2015-04-01 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Krista, he really doesn't know how to restrain himself.

How are you, by the way?
ladiesss: (spring • getting smaller)

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[personal profile] ladiesss 2015-04-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's no comment she could make that wouldn't sound dirty and creepy to her now, so she simply refrains from commenting on the first part.]

Oh, you know. Vaguely horrified. Otherwise lovely. Thank you for asking.
serpentis: "Gigantomachy" - Cake Bake Betty (can’t show you what the other reflects)

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[personal profile] serpentis 2015-04-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
So, a normal day, then?
ladiesss: (summer • may your lives be long)

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[personal profile] ladiesss 2015-04-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mostly normal...

[she, uh, points off-camera.]

I think I'm gonna go.