wolfuncaged: (Can never have enough)
Fenris ([personal profile] wolfuncaged) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-04-01 04:41 pm

002 - Looks like a discoball and tastes like strawberries and dreams

Who: Fenris and you!
Broadcast: Video: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist.
When: Today. SPONSOR DROP for all characters who have started a romance aboard the Fleet



[Fenris had a very unsettled night, sleep wasn't the cards after his run in with Cole. Eventually, he does leave his armory to find breakfast. He goes by way of the cargo hold (just to check the horrible little wretch isn't lurking there) but instead finds a gift basket with his name on. Fenris can't read the rest of what's on it, but the gift basket is full of condoms, lubes and other sundries that only naked people will really have use for. Emblazoned on everything is Madame Gertrude's Pleasure Barn. Not only has Fenris been given one, but any character who have decided to indulge in a little romance, up to and including flirting has been sent one. The Fleet has got itself a sponsor. For today, at least.

Fenris is well aware what these things are (thanks, Exisilium) so it's with a largely bemused expression that he turns on his communicator, pointing at the...gift.
]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has been given one of these today. I suppose Atroma expects us to be grateful? Though it is roughly as subtle as a brick to the face.
forcemageure: (ᴀ sᴀɪɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ sᴄᴏᴘᴇ)

[personal profile] forcemageure 2015-04-05 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shit. Has Hawke thought 'shit' in relation to this series of events yet? Yes? Well, it's worth repeating. ]

He doesn't.

[ ...not that he's asked, exactly, but he's got to imagine their reunion would have gone very differently. ]

Don't--please don't. [ There's a rising edge of desperation in his voice he can hear like it's coming from miles off, and hates; his better instincts had probably understood he couldn't keep this to himself forever, that it was always going to be the mouth much smarter than his mind that tripped him up, but this has spiraled so fast out of anything he could control holding onto what's left feels like the last thing he has. ]

Look what it's done here. It hasn't changed anything, it's only hurt you.
Edited (X_X!!!) 2015-04-05 18:59 (UTC)
forcemageure: (ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ)

EVERY TIME I AM REMINDED THIS IS ON THE CONDOM POST

[personal profile] forcemageure 2015-04-05 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You know Varric. He'll just make up his own version anyway.

[ It's very tired, and very gentle, and probably the closest he'll ever get to saying thank you. ]

At risk of sounding rude - [ as if that possibility has ever troubled Hawke since birth ] - are we done here? I'm finding the fact that I'm not blackout drunk a grievous oversight.
Edited 2015-04-05 19:13 (UTC)