Can Any Of Us Even Get Drunk

[mikangirl]

Who: Space Bar staff and special guests
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Space Bar!
When: One fine night after closing

[The Space Bar staff made good use of the ever-replenishing alcohol supply at their last stop, and Nami and Remy got around to discussing the idea of testing various experimental mixes to come up with new additions for the menu.  I mean, add to that Nami hasn't made a decision which one of the applicants should take the main bar job, so clearly the best idea is to shove them all into one place and ply them with alcohol while they talk to each other and work it out after that.

No, it's a good idea.  Shut up.

...okay.  It may just be a good excuse for a party.  Sue her.]



((ooc: this is a mingle!  It's open to job applicants and regulars who hold their liquor and their plus ones.  If you think that might mean you, you're more than welcome here!))

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! Stupid moments! Liiiiiike having another drink when they shouldn't! [He grins as he starts to pour himself another drink.]

Sure you don't want to be a stupid man with me? [He probably could have worded that better. Vash's intention also isn't to be pushy, more that he feels a bit rude hogging the whole bottle.]

[passingthrough]

[She sighs and slides over her glass so he can add to it.] No pickles, sir.

[goldenglasses]

No more pickles! [He pours her a glass with a smile.] Hot sauce on the other hand. That's actually not so bad in certain drinks! Gives it a bit of a kick!

[passingthrough]

The reign of pickles is over. Long live hot sauce. [Pulling her glass back toward her before he can get any though.] You're clearly a bad influence.

[goldenglasses]

I told you! I am a scary, dangerous criminal! Of course I'm a bad influence! [He tips his head back to laugh.]

[passingthrough]

You know the coat helps, but otherwise I don't buy the scary, the dangerous, or the criminal. Maaaaaybe the criminal.

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I will have you know I am super scary! Boo!

[passingthrough]

Mmm, nope. It was like a small kitten smiled at me.

[goldenglasses]

Oh. Hmm, let me try again then! Grrrrr!

[He put all of zero effort into the snarl.]

[passingthrough]

Aaaaaaadorable. [Smirking.]

[goldenglasses]

Well, this can only mean one thing! You are a woman without any fear!

[passingthrough]

Well, I am one of the X-Men.

[goldenglasses]

Is that what the X means?! Crossing out fear? X-ing out?

[passingthrough]

No, it's a treasure map thing. X marks the spot. I'm pretty sure. [It's not that.]

[goldenglasses]

Is the treasure where you buried your fear?

[passingthrough]

Fear is the treasure.

Did that sound deep? If it sounded deep is it because it's buried?

[goldenglasses]

It sounds really deep when you put it like that! I'll need to get a shovel!

[passingthrough]

The biggest shovel. What were we even talking about?

[goldenglasses]

I think we were talking about stealing Chuuya's wine, but I don't think that's a good idea. I think he'd get a little anger. And what I mean when I mean a little angry I mean that I mean he'll be really mad! And when he's mad that guy punch really good I think!

[passingthrough]

Have you guys been punching each other? I figured it was all harmless between you.

[goldenglasses]

No! But he did break my door down once. It was very rude! [Just don't ask why because Vash was very much at fault.]

[passingthrough]

Why did he break your door down? [She's terrible at following silent directions.]

[goldenglasses]

Well, it probably wasn't because I was driving him nuts or anything and trying to hide in my room because of it.

[passingthrough]

What'd you do?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash leans forward to whisper into Kitty's ear.] I drew a mustache on his face while he was sleeping.