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[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: Planetside
When: Right now!

[ The video starts with Loki out in a verandah, a few tables and chairs scattered around. he's standing, hiding something from view. He pulls out a lace handkerchief, dabbing at his eyes. ]

It seems that there are a few people that have departed lately. And since everyone is very fond of making cryptic sad statements on the network for attention, I thought I would do the same for the passengers that have left us in such . . . [ A pointed dab. ] . . . sorrow.

[ with that, he moves away, taking a seat, revealing a bunch of children with bats and a life sized Dr. Strange figure. They look at Loki eagerly, waiting for the signal and he nods in assent. With a wild cry, they all launch themselves at the statue, beating it up. It even makes realistic sounds of pain. With every tear and visible wound, candy falls out.

Loki conjures a mimosa, leaning back. This is the life. There would be one of Sam Winchester too if . . . Loki had any idea who that was. Alas. ]

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[ragingbanner]

Really?

[His tone is much like someone that comes home to a room with junk on the floor, broken glass, and a cat sitting primly in front of the chaos.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ If only he knew about any of those things. ]

Mediocrity is a loss on us all.

[ragingbanner]

You don't look all that sad.

[dothelokimotion]

I keep it on the inside.

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[postocular]

You really didn't like him, huh?

[ What up, Loki? Been a hot second. ]

[dothelokimotion]

To put it mildly.

I don't think anyone liked him, to be honest.

[postocular]

Eh, he was okay. He was on the same ship as my friend Maggie.

His cape was cool.

[dothelokimotion]

Which he paired with yellow plumber gloves.

I'm not impressed.

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[warpandweft]

You have...a very strange mind, my friend.

[To his credit, Alucard looks only a little taken aback by this display, one of his eyebrows raised.

But. This is a little weird!! What the fuck, Loki!]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Why do people keep calling him friend . . . ]

I like to think of it as inventive.

[warpandweft]

[Well, verbal flippancy from this one.]

I suppose you could call it that too, if you'd like.

What was his crime, exactly?

[For warranting this...display...]

[dothelokimotion]

He seemed to think he's an elite magician.

[ That seems legit. ]

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[fightorflug]

[A weak chuckle.]

"Y-you're.. not his biggest fan, I take it?"

[See, now this is the kind of behavior Flug is used to!]

[dothelokimotion]

He had no fans. As evidenced by his departure.

[fightorflug]

"Is that what you really think? That they get rid of us s-solely based on ratings?"

[He gestures with vague bemusement back to the children seemingly triumphant over their prize.]

"T-they certainly seem to like him fine."

[dothelokimotion]

I would assume so. Why keep a dead-end?

[ Loki glances back at the children. ]

Well, children love violence and sweets.

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[luckyescape]

[Freya doesn't even know Dr.Strange but this is so fucking weird.]

Are cryptic sad videos really that popular?

That's kinda fucked up.

[dothelokimotion]

You'd be surprised how many I get to see that aren't a failed pathetic attempt for attention.

[ one went up literally after loki's post. it's sad. ]

[luckyescape]

I probably wouldn't be surprised.

[She gets it but his is still kinda weird.]

Maybe it's worth remembering this people?

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[monolike]

[rare shiny Irritated Sorey appears] There's no need to be nasty about it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ sounds fake tbh ]

Ah, so you prefer the passively asking for attention instead?

[monolike]

It's not about what I prefer. It's about not mocking people for how they express their feelings after losing someone.

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[shroudedsecrets]

How soon will your sponsors react to such a display, I wonder.

[Because why else go through the trouble of enacting such a display for obvious attention in the first place.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki presses a finger to his lips with a wink. ]

Who can say?

[shroudedsecrets]

[Well, that earns a short laugh from her.]

May your bounty be swift and amusing.