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[ananym]

Who: Alucard + You
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: SS Red Fish
When: Right now!

[ broadcast. ]

[ when alucard woke up, he saw metal and wondered briefly if he was trapped in another coffin. but clarity comes soon after and he notices the bright, strange lights. similar to the kind that reside in his father's castle but . . . better developed. smoother, even. alucard rises into the air before letting his feet touch the ground. strange as this may seem, alucard isn't one to panic. answers will come and he will find them. at the very least, this does not seem to be his father's work.

one could consider that a mercy.

after some time, alucard finally finds the communicator and manages to turn it on. people would notice immediately that he is extremely pale and handsome. they would also notice he's bare chested. when he speaks, it's polite and soft. ]

Greetings.

[ a pause as alucard wonders if it is working. still he forges on. ]

I seem to be missing a few of my clothes. Particularly my shirt. Where might I find some?

Comments

[ananym]

Indeed. While most people from my era would have no comprehension of such things, I was given a thorough education on what is possible.

[ and not to ever discount any scenario. nothing is impossible. ]

[abracafcku]

Magical moving castle isn't one of those things I really blink an eye at anymore. I've seen a belt that controls nature, a cup that changes time, and I changed a guy's lower half into a spiral rock slide to get the Philosopher's Stone out of his dumb ass.

It's the "hordes of Hell" part? That's a little.... ehhhhhh?

[ananym]

That is what they are called.

[ and they're accurately named. more or less. ]

[abracafcku]

Yeah, gonna need more info on that, my dude. Hordes of hell like.... what? Demons? Monsters? What are we talking about here?

[ananym]

[ he may be enjoying this. a little. ]

Why does it matter?

[abracafcku]

Because it's both terrifying sound and interesting? Color me curious.

[ananym]

They are all manner of creatures. Demons, monsters, vampires, werewolves.

[abracafcku]

[Mmmmm gross. Definitely sounds more terrifying than interesting now.]

Well, yourself included there are already vampires and werewolves here, so I guess we're just missing the other two and you can have your own Hell Hoard or whatever.

[ananym]

I'm not particularly interesting in owning minions of any kind.

[abracafcku]

[Good to know!]

Not even a few? To brush that hair of yours or bring you whatever it is you eat?

[ananym]

You would need more muscle to constitute a proper meal to anyone.

[ that's a no. ]

[abracafcku]

Elves aren't known for being bulky, my dude. It's our blessing and our curse. Ethereal beauties? Check. Burly man beasts for eating? Nope.

[What the fuck, don't eat him]

[ananym]

As I said. I'm not interested.

I drink blood but I need less than normal vampires. As I am only half.

[abracafcku]

Does that mean you eat half regular food as well? Because in that case, you're going to be sorely disappointed here unless you're either on the Heron or the First Breath.

[ananym]

I can.

And I imagine I will cross that bridge when I need to. A delightful cook has offered to share their work with me.

[abracafcku]

Oh?

[Lup, was it you?]

Might I ask the name of said cook? A guy's gotta know his competition.

[ananym]

Belthazar, I believe. He was also one of the fey.

[abracafcku]

[Oh the squirmy guy. Taako snickers a little.]

Yeah, I know Belthy. He's a nervous little dude, ain't he?

[ananym]

Was he? I thought he was charming.

[ or maybe that's just alucard. ]

[abracafcku]

Yeah, he's got a thing about elves. They apparently super fucked his world so, you know, not great. Me being an elf and all, he looked like he was about to vibrate outta his skin at the sight of me.

[Taako laughs.]

I was tempted to mess with him, but it wasn't really worth it at the time.

[ananym]

[ alucard had noticed that. ]

That is for the best I imagine.

[abracafcku]

No, it wasn't. It would have been hella funny; but there was a bigger asshole picking on him, so me being the kind-hearted fella I am, I just had to step in.

[And steal a shitload from that guy, but whatever. Fuck that trash planet.]

Dunno how he cooks though. I have a feeling inviting myself over for a meal might go very poorly.

[ananym]

Perhaps he needs more time.

[ there are things even alucard would be uncomfortable with, though he hides it extremely well. ]

[abracafcku]

[Taako shrugs on camera and twirls a strand of hair around his finger.]

If he stays a nervous wreck around me, it's no skin off my teeth. More fun that way anyway.

[ananym]

Perhaps I will share with him the story of how you thought I might eat you. That might lessen the nervousness.