[He doesn't really get the difference except that you can do one through a straw. Not that he thinks Alucard is going to stick a straw in someone, even if that imagery makes him snicker a little.]
D'you prefer blood or are the- ugh, I'm even loathe to call anything they serve in the un-augmented kitchens this - but is the "food" [He throws up some air quotes just to make sure Alucard knows his opinion on the gels.] here sufficient?
Yeah, half-humans are pretty normal where I'm from - half-orc, half-elf, halflings, half-gnome, all sorts. Just curious 'cause like half-elves live a long time compared to full humans, but not as long as a full elf. Unless their human side wins out, then I guess they might only live marginally longer than humans. Was wondering where your dual nature drew the line.
Wow. So she was a cleric and they burned her for it? What a bunch of shitheads.
No wonder you've never been to a church or a temple. They're a bunch of assholes. Fuck, I'd want to destroy them after that. No wonder your dad went psycho.
[Taako lets the silence sit for a moment and then he huffs, popping his lips as he thinks.]
Well, as shitty as it is to say, I hope you stab your dad real good? And maybe also definitely, yeah definitely also the assholes who killed your mom because those dickwads deserve to die.
Well, I'm gonna assume he isn't just going to let you wander in and kill him. He'll probably have, like, goon squads or lackey fodder you'll have to go through, right? So you'll have to, y'know, kill them too. So it's kiiiind of a murder spree.
No judging here, homie. I killed a dude once and threw him off a cliff. Or was it a well? ....Maybe those were two different guys. I have no idea. They weren't important.
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I've never been hit with such an urge before. Nor have I ever "eaten" anyone.
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[He doesn't really get the difference except that you can do one through a straw. Not that he thinks Alucard is going to stick a straw in someone, even if that imagery makes him snicker a little.]
D'you prefer blood or are the- ugh, I'm even loathe to call anything they serve in the un-augmented kitchens this - but is the "food" [He throws up some air quotes just to make sure Alucard knows his opinion on the gels.] here sufficient?
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As I said earlier, I am half-human. Blood is necessary but not a preference.
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[ he can't imagine many others surviving. ]
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She was.
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So, did she give you any hints on how best to stab the fuck outta your dad? That's your thing, right? Killing the fuck outta him?
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I was not aware patricide is a fun joke.
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My parents have been dead as long as I can remember, so yeah sure. Everything's a joke to me at this point.
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[ or utter lack of them. ]
She was burned at the stake. That's why my father went mad.
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[Because he can't even goof on that. That's pretty fucked up? No, that's super fucked up???]
What the actual fuck? Who just burns a woman at the stake? That's-- [Taako gestures wildly at the communicator.]
What the fuck!
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She was a doctor accused of witchcraft. For the church, there is no quarter.
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No wonder you've never been to a church or a temple. They're a bunch of assholes. Fuck, I'd want to destroy them after that. No wonder your dad went psycho.
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She would never want genocide.
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[Doesn't mean genocide is justified though. That one? Kiiiind of a deal breaker for Taako.]
But yeah, probably, you're right. If he wanted to just burn that stupid church and those people down, go for it, but genocide's taking it a bit far.
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He is beyond reason now.
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Fuck, man, that sucks.
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Well, as shitty as it is to say, I hope you stab your dad real good? And maybe also definitely, yeah definitely also the assholes who killed your mom because those dickwads deserve to die.
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[ he'll take it. ]
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No judging here, homie. I killed a dude once and threw him off a cliff. Or was it a well? ....Maybe those were two different guys. I have no idea. They weren't important.
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I'm hoping it'll be quick, at least. Now that I have help.
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