002 ❀

[showmeyourwreath]

Who: Flora
Broadcast: Her announcement is in audio, and only to the duckies. Chris can show up too.
Action: SS Wonderduck only!
When: Few hours before the interview

All crew members, this is your captain speaking. [In case they confuse her with another girl on the shi--oh wait, but that aside, there's something calmly professional about her tone.] Please report to quarters, immediately.

( These boots were made for walkin' )

[Open Moons Mingle Log] - Week 2

[serpentis]

Who: Anyone and Everyone!
Broadcast: NOPE
Action: The Moons- Meat Moon, Booze Moon, I'm So Pretty Moon
When: 2/8-2/14

[Ding ding here is your mingle log for this week. Second verse, same as the first!]

THE NECROMANCER BARBER OF DRIFT FLEET

[serpentis]

Who: Dorian and YOU
Broadcast: Nope
Action: SS Three Twins
When: 2/8-2/28

[It doesn't take long for him to get things sorted out, and find a place where he can set up a small space and take it down again, tuck things away when he's done. The hired smugglers have done well- he was scissors, razors, even cosmetics that would make the Orlesians jealous. They're all tucked into cases, stored under his cot and in the cargo hold.

For those that helped to smuggle, arrangements are made for a free session, for the rest, well...word will get around.

You all look dreadful, and Dorian has plans that you all need to be presentable for.]

((OOC: Please feel free to handwave appointments being made, but list a date in your starter, thank you!))

video;

[parricida]

[Hey, it's Garak! Looking, admittedly, not quite his best-- his hair is tremendously mussed, sticking up a little and far too long, and is that blood smeared on his neck? No. That can't be-- that's probably not blood. Probably not.

Anyway. It's Garak, sitting in his ship, smiling at the camera.]

Now. Despite our recent opportunities on these three moons, some rather lovely ladies have reminded me that one can't always have the clothes one wants. And with some new fabric in my possession, I thought I too might offer my services to the fleet.

I'm a tailor by trade-- a very good tailor, in fact. If you, like myself, are getting rather tired of Floot Loops clothes, send me a message, and I may be able to help you.

Open mingle for the SS Golden

[cabbagedetective]

Who: The crew of the Golden
Broadcast: Could be?
Action: The SS Golden
When: Right after the shuffle

[Mingle thread for the crew members of the fleet's brand new ship, the SS Golden!]

Fifth ♠ Video

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: Blue Fish if you're there
When: February 8th

[Some of the older fleet members may recognize Allen coming on the screen, in his lab for yet again, one of his video messages. He at least seems to be getting more comfortable at the idea of speaking in front of the camera- or more likely from the slightly tired tone in his voice, he's too tired from dealing with the antics of his energetic captain to give many damns]

Hello everyone! For those who don't know me, I'm Allen Walker-, the lab assistant on the S.S. Blue Fish. Just a few quick things today I'd like to say!

First of all, some of you may have noticed odd behaviors from your crewmates recently. The source of this is believed to be some malfunction from our augment implant. Luckily, I've done some scans and while there seems to be unusual activity - I haven't detected any actual brain damage so far! Beyond that, there's a lot I still don't know, I'll let you know if I learn anything else on the matter.

Second of all, due to the coming of the romantic holiday on some worlds called Valentine's Day, the augment malfunctions and the moons in this system- I'd like to go over some things to keep in mind for an easier month:

[He starts numbering them off with his finger as he talks.]

1. Please remember not to eat or drink anything if you don't know where it came from.

2. Some of the malfunctions seem to be causing....sudden attraction to other people that did not exist previously. Please keep that in mind before you make any impulsive...er, romantic decisions.

3. And if you ignored #2 and you decide to compulsively get married, I...highly recommend you check the divorce and annulment policies in this area of space. Just... [He hesitates before shaking his head] believe me on this one. It might save you a lot of trouble in the future.

That's all I have for now. If your ship still needs a medical kit, please contact me and I can get one delivered.

Thank you for listening.

[He waves at the camera a bit sheepishly, and the feed cuts out]