[ Video/Action | Open ] Rosh Hashanah

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Who: Kitty Pryde and YOU!
Broadcast: Video, open
Action: Iskaulit, feel free to run into her
When: Nowish!

[Kitty is on screen looking much more feminine than last time.]

Does anyone have any apples or honey or anything close to either from the last stop? I was...just thinking about it today. [Softer.] Not that I even know how to tell when sundown is in space.

[But she knows it's close to Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year, but nailing down a date would take calculating she can't do based on a moon that's not even here. She's not really a religious person and has some definite issues with god especially after everything she's been through back home, but the traditions remind her of better times when she was young with her family. She didn't think about it much in the last place because they didn't run off of a calendar she was familiar with, but here it brings back memories.]

Anyway, I'd trade for some if you do. We'll work something out.

Leshana tovah. [She's wishing people a good year in Hebrew, but she doesn't bother explaining the meaning.]

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Cooking? [She sounds surprised, even incredulous.] Are you good at it? Why haven't you transferred to my ship yet? [Other than it being at full capacity.]

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[arfvader]

Let's just say I would never attempt to proclaim any sort of culinary talent, and leave it at that.

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Even with the augment? [Why are you disappointing her, Ravi? First you don't come with your own automatic room and now you can't even make amazing food creations out of things that are generally not food?]

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It's a work in progress. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but the ingredients can only be categorized as "sub-par".

[That and he is absolutely a take-out kind of guy.]

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Really? You don't think flavored gels make the best food? [Trying and failing to keep a straight face.]

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[arfvader]

If you're wanting to relive your infancy years, sure.

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You know, I'd never given it any serious consideration but those were probably good times for me.

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[arfvader]

They do make adult diapers if you're feeling nostalgic.

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On one hand I want to see you try to find that in space. On the other hand, ew.

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[arfvader]

Oh come on, you left it wide open! I had to go there!

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You had to go to adult diapers? [Skeptical and lightly amused.] No one ever has to go there. Well, except adults who need diapers.

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[arfvader]

Urinary incontinence is a common condition, I'll have you know!

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I feel like it's gone to a weird place, but you double down anyway. I admire that.

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[arfvader]

I've always felt shame is a wasted emotion.

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Why doesn't that surprise me at all?

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[arfvader]

Because you're obviously learning to like me for who I am. Feel free to insert your choice of positive attributes about me at any time!

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I think I'd have to start with humble.

So, you ready to see the show?

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Does a cow go moo?

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[She takes a step back and then another until she begins to phase through the wall behind her. Her face is still visible as the rest of her begins to disappear within it.]

What does the cow have to say now?

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[arfvader]

I actually think the cow is speechless!

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[She slips back out of the wall, stepping up to Ravi.] Wanna try?

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[arfvader]

Do I have to repeat that whole bit about the cow?

[Which is his way of saying UM YES TOTALLY.]

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[She holds her hand out for him to take.] Just one rule. Don't let go until I say you can. [It's the best way to keep all your parts.]

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[arfvader]

No problem! I can always be relied upon to hold hands a little longer than necessary!

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What an incredibly awkward thing to say for any other context. [But she sounds amused.]

I'm going to apply my power to you. I'll be the only thing that feels completely solid. [Just don't think too much about what you're standing on. The floor isn't any more solid than anything else, but she can balance herself on air molecules.] You can penetrate anything else. [Yeah, it sounds dirty.]