Iskaulit Mingle - Problems with Psychics

[notzubats]

Who: Anyone on the Iskaulit!
Broadcast: If you'd like?!
Action: Iskaulit!
When: Today, as Sora's augment glitch starts.

[It's your average day on the Iskaulit. Absolutely nothing seems out of place initially, but without any warning- you might find yourself or your friends experiencing some problems. What's up on that?

In other words, it's an Iskaulit mingle with a twist! Come on in everyone! You don't need to interact with Sora to have it effect you, so feel free to start your own threadstarter! Or talk to Sora, that's cool too. ]

Comments

[robitussin]

Wrong.

[beathach]

As much as I'd love to be . . .

[robitussin]

Let me have this, Hank.

[beathach]

Fine, fine.

There's a chance, anyway. Science isn't always concrete.

[robitussin]

Exactly. If we can both get sent to two interdimensional melting pots, I can grow three more inches.

[beathach]

Make sure to eat your vegetables and drink your milk, it might help.

[robitussin]

...You want to tell me when the last time you saw a cow was?

[beathach]

. . . should I make the obvious joke, or urge you to pretend like I am?

[robitussin]

You can't say that and not follow through. Do it.

[beathach]

. . . [gestures to himself]

Gulgallana. Cow. [and a shrug.

You told him to follow through]

[robitussin]

Noooo. Fuck, I forgot.

[she's laughing, though]

[beathach]

[and the winner is Hank McCoy]

You forgot? Geez.

[robitussin]

Look, I've successfully repressed the fact that my team animal was literally a pig, yours is nearly as embarrassing.

[beathach]

Nearly? I don't know, they might be pretty even.

[robitussin]

Pigs are at least 10% more disgusting than cows are.

[beathach]

Well, if you want to win this particular argument, I'll let you have it.

[robitussin]

I would have won even without your validation.

[beathach]

That's what you think.

[he pauses, glancing up - and carefully releases the door. When he doesn't start floating he lets out a sigh of relief]

Thank god that's over. My arm was getting tired.

[robitussin]

That's what I know.

[she glances at him as he lets go]

What was even going on with you?

[beathach]

Something weird with my gravity? I kept floating. [his nose wrinkles] I thought it was a glitch, but I was perfectly fine until I came over here.

[robitussin]

Dammit. Now I really wish I did manage to push you out of the door.

[why is this still her priority]

[beathach]

I would've made you help me get back down, you know.

[robitussin]

How would I have done that? My gravity was still normal.

[beathach]

Either we would have found a way, or I'd keep you up there with me.

[robitussin]

Well, that's just rude.