Iskaulit Mingle - Problems with Psychics

[notzubats]

Who: Anyone on the Iskaulit!
Broadcast: If you'd like?!
Action: Iskaulit!
When: Today, as Sora's augment glitch starts.

[It's your average day on the Iskaulit. Absolutely nothing seems out of place initially, but without any warning- you might find yourself or your friends experiencing some problems. What's up on that?

In other words, it's an Iskaulit mingle with a twist! Come on in everyone! You don't need to interact with Sora to have it effect you, so feel free to start your own threadstarter! Or talk to Sora, that's cool too. ]

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[nowyouseeit]

[opens his mouth to argue]

[. . .]

[but his mouth snaps shut again moments later because damn it, considering how his luck has shaken out across dimensions, he wouldn't be surprised if that was true. instead, he just. slumps. defeated]

[robitussin]

Yep, that's what I thought.

[nowyouseeit]

You're still one to talk, Miss I'm-Stuck-to-the-Floor-and-Refuse-to-Admit-It.

[robitussin]

I can honestly say that I am not stuck to the floor.

[nowyouseeit]

[gives her the MOST DUBIOUS expression he can muster]

[aka he doesn't believe her]

[robitussin]

[okay FINE she's getting up!! successfully, even, but it looks like she's... leaning on something invisible to help her?

opal stop cheating with the spells you quested for]

Ha! See, I did it. I'm good, I'm fine. Eat it.

[nowyouseeit]

[he still looks pretty skeptical]

I'll give it to you when you said you aren't stuck to the floor, but you sure look like you're struggling.

[robitussin]

That is totally irrelevant.

[nowyouseeit]

Uh huh.

[pushes himself to his feet, wiping some water off of his pants as he does so]

[robitussin]

I said I wasn't stuck to the floor which is patently true, so I win this round.

[nowyouseeit]

Only on a technicality. Something weird is going on, between you and the random burst of water.

[robitussin]

It's not a technicality, I totally—

[so the thing about the spells she quested for is that she hasn't practiced them very often at all, which means they're pretty weak

which means she's plummeting back down onto the ground right about now and making a weird squeaky noise of surprise]

—That was on purpose.

[nowyouseeit]

[. . .]

[. . .]

[just]

[grins]

[and swallows his laughter]

[and extends a hand to help her up]

[robitussin]

Ughhhh.

[she takes his hand, and she feels oddly heavy as she pulls herself up? weird!]

[nowyouseeit]

[oof. he lets out a grunt as he digs his feet against the ground to hoist her up]

At least neither of us are strangers to weird things happening randomly, right?

[robitussin]

Yes. Also, I promise I didn't gain like fifty pounds out of nowhere.

[opal you're a twig stop]

[nowyouseeit]

Believe me when I say I wasn't even considering that possibility.

[ha]

Maybe Atroma's messing with us, or something.

[robitussin]

Yeah, that seems pretty likely. I guess we just have to hope that it doesn't last very long.

[nowyouseeit]

Fingers crossed, huh.

Want me to get you a chair? At least then you'll look like a normal person rather than some weirdo who decided to sit in the middle of the floor.

[robitussin]

Excuse you, I look normal all the time.

[...but]

I would not object to a chair.

[nowyouseeit]

You look normal ninety percent of the time.

[HE KIDS. and also fetches her a chair, cuz he's a nice friend]

[robitussin]

Excuse you, where did the other ten percent go?

[as she hoists herself onto the chair:]

Also, if I break this, I'm blaming you.

[why? who knows]

[nowyouseeit]

Why would you blame me? Heck, why would the chair even break in the first place?

[robitussin]

Because you suggested the chair in the first place, and because I'm weirdly heavy right now.