Can Any Of Us Even Get Drunk

[mikangirl]

Who: Space Bar staff and special guests
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Space Bar!
When: One fine night after closing

[The Space Bar staff made good use of the ever-replenishing alcohol supply at their last stop, and Nami and Remy got around to discussing the idea of testing various experimental mixes to come up with new additions for the menu.  I mean, add to that Nami hasn't made a decision which one of the applicants should take the main bar job, so clearly the best idea is to shove them all into one place and ply them with alcohol while they talk to each other and work it out after that.

No, it's a good idea.  Shut up.

...okay.  It may just be a good excuse for a party.  Sue her.]



((ooc: this is a mingle!  It's open to job applicants and regulars who hold their liquor and their plus ones.  If you think that might mean you, you're more than welcome here!))

Comments

[goldenglasses]

YES! We need to get Chuuya to drink it! Quick! Find me a fancy wine bottle! We'll pour some in!

[passingthrough]

[She laughs.] Does he usually drink straight from the bottle? And wouldn't the pickles clog it up?

[goldenglasses]

Hmmm, you make a good point! [He pours himself out another glass and drinks it.] That would get stuck. Maybe we could ah.... blindfold him?

[passingthrough]

Yes, no way would he find that suspicious. [Amused.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh? You think so? I would have thought it was going to be highly suspicious!

[passingthrough]

[She laughs, enjoying herself. She reaches out to put a hand over Vash's.] Maybe just dare him. Challenge his ego.

[goldenglasses]

YES! That would work! [Vash looks around before leaning in like he's going to share a very important secret.] Don't tell him that I threw up. That way I can tell him I didn't so if he can't do it then he loses!

[passingthrough]

[You know what, she's just going to withdraw that hand of hers.] Or maybe just don't mention vomiting or any other bodily fluids at all.

[goldenglasses]

[Hey! He washed up after the end! And besides, it all went into a bucket!] Hm, this is also a good plan. [He nods sagely.]

But I don't think he could ignore a good challenge!

[passingthrough]

[Regardless, the hand is gone. No more hand!]

Probably not. Men are pretty easy that way.

[goldenglasses]

[:(]

Yeah! We are! Men are stupid!

[passingthrough]

[She laughs again.] They have their moments too.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! Stupid moments! Liiiiiike having another drink when they shouldn't! [He grins as he starts to pour himself another drink.]

Sure you don't want to be a stupid man with me? [He probably could have worded that better. Vash's intention also isn't to be pushy, more that he feels a bit rude hogging the whole bottle.]

[passingthrough]

[She sighs and slides over her glass so he can add to it.] No pickles, sir.

[goldenglasses]

No more pickles! [He pours her a glass with a smile.] Hot sauce on the other hand. That's actually not so bad in certain drinks! Gives it a bit of a kick!

[passingthrough]

The reign of pickles is over. Long live hot sauce. [Pulling her glass back toward her before he can get any though.] You're clearly a bad influence.

[goldenglasses]

I told you! I am a scary, dangerous criminal! Of course I'm a bad influence! [He tips his head back to laugh.]

[passingthrough]

You know the coat helps, but otherwise I don't buy the scary, the dangerous, or the criminal. Maaaaaybe the criminal.

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I will have you know I am super scary! Boo!

[passingthrough]

Mmm, nope. It was like a small kitten smiled at me.

[goldenglasses]

Oh. Hmm, let me try again then! Grrrrr!

[He put all of zero effort into the snarl.]

[passingthrough]

Aaaaaaadorable. [Smirking.]

[goldenglasses]

Well, this can only mean one thing! You are a woman without any fear!

[passingthrough]

Well, I am one of the X-Men.

[goldenglasses]

Is that what the X means?! Crossing out fear? X-ing out?