Sara Lance (
sassy_assassin) wrote in
driftfleet2018-06-08 03:47 pm
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Who: Sara
Broadcast: Video!
Action: On the Marsiva // The Twin Roses
When: Now!
[ The feed starts with Sara adjusting the camera and pursing her lips, then flashing a waxy smile that doesn't go anywhere near her eyes ]
Hi, so, I'm going to need you to go ahead and let me out of here and return me to my ship. I mean, we could do this the long way, but you really, really won't like that. It will be long. And painful. Possibly over days. The thing I'm going to assume you didn't realize about me before you decided to make this incredibly idiotic move is that I don't take kindly to cages. They're not really my thing, and I have a particular prejudice against the people who want to put me in them.
But hey.
[ She puts her hands up in a conciliatory manner ]
Maybe I'm reading this entire situation the wrong way. Just come and get me, we'll talk, and I won't even break your fingers for it. Promise.
Okay? Okay. Chop chop!
[ She rolls her eyes, sighs, and switches off the camera ]
****
[ some time later, Sara shows up in a burst of confetti on The Twin Roses. Hi friends! ]
Broadcast: Video!
Action: On the Marsiva // The Twin Roses
When: Now!
[ The feed starts with Sara adjusting the camera and pursing her lips, then flashing a waxy smile that doesn't go anywhere near her eyes ]
Hi, so, I'm going to need you to go ahead and let me out of here and return me to my ship. I mean, we could do this the long way, but you really, really won't like that. It will be long. And painful. Possibly over days. The thing I'm going to assume you didn't realize about me before you decided to make this incredibly idiotic move is that I don't take kindly to cages. They're not really my thing, and I have a particular prejudice against the people who want to put me in them.
But hey.
[ She puts her hands up in a conciliatory manner ]
Maybe I'm reading this entire situation the wrong way. Just come and get me, we'll talk, and I won't even break your fingers for it. Promise.
Okay? Okay. Chop chop!
[ She rolls her eyes, sighs, and switches off the camera ]
****
[ some time later, Sara shows up in a burst of confetti on The Twin Roses. Hi friends! ]

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And I'm sure the room's fine. I don't need much.
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I was part of a team, but the assassinations were usually solo, yeah.
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Sorry to hear about you, though.
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And thanks. Technically I never died. I was abducted a few seconds before it happened. But it's what my teammate from the future remembers happening. [She has definitely still needed to deal with the concept of all this. But she's had time for that, so she smiles through the last bit.] I don't think it's what people mean by "can't go home again", but it's true in my case.
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The bloodlust has been taken care of, though.
[ her voice is sympathetic rather than its now-standard mildly sarcastic tone ]
That really does suck.
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Mm, only gets worse if you know the details. [She opens up a door to one of the empty rooms.] This could all be yours. [Apparently not sharing the details. It's not that she wouldn't. "Overshare" is practically her middle name. She's trying to keep things lighter.]
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[ she peeks in ]
It's got a bed. I'll take it.
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