VIDEO; I want to play a game

[theirondragon]

Who: the Iron Bull and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: If you wanna find him in the gym on the Iskaulit, sure!
When: Late Monday night, because when you can't sleep, but it's just because you're thinking of home, you do shitposts in the middle of the night.

[ It's pretty clear from the sheen of sweat across the Bull's considerable shoulders, he's been working out even if it weren't obvious he was in the gym of the Iskaulit at the time. He takes a seat on a bench as the feed turns on and he smiles amicably at the fleet. ]

Hey! So, back home, me and the boys used to play a game when we were on the road. It's not easy to carry around a table around for cards just to have somebody get pissed and knock it over. [ He shakes his head. ] Anyway, here's how you play: you figure out the weirdest, most badass monster you and think of, right, and then you pit it against somebody else's, and you figure out who would win in a fight. Then, the loser has to come up with something that could beat the winner, or somebody else does. Whatever works. Sometimes there's fights.

[ He rolls his shoulders in a shrug. ]

That's the fun part, anyway. Okay, I'll go first: How about...a... [ He looks thoughtful. He's not going for the dragon first off. That's sort of like cheating. ] ...a wyvern, but with wings that let it fly in short bursts sort of like a chicken...and, uh...a gaze that can turn things to stone if its held too long.

[ This is a come at 'em thing! Feel free to post your own, threadjack with rebuttals, arguments, your own "games". Have fun! ]

Comments

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[dothelokimotion]

Why not?

I would pit a Kronan against your wyvern.

[Broadcast]

[sandywolf]

May I ask what a wyvern is, exactly?

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[luckyescape]

Let's do this!

[Someone is excited.]

Ship captains all pitted against each other but in a pinata breaking competition!
Who would win?

[Freya has a few things already lined up in her thoughts.]

Zombie dog versus vampire pony?

[That one is a compromise from what she really wants to ask but Freya isn't sure if anyone will know who the Pope is.]

Dehumidifier versus a humidifier?

[This would be a costly bill if Freya tried to figure it out for real and it's something she's been curious about for close to twenty years.]

Kitten ninja versus puppy pirate?

[She has more but she'll stop there for now.]

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[passingthrough]

[Oh, well, hello. How has she been missing you, sir?]

Is it rude or an honor if I say minotaur? [It just came to mind. Can't imagine why.]

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[postocular]

Okay, how about a bear with sharks for arms, or a shark with bear arms??

[poisontippedcure]

What about a book, that's already stone? With the ability to devour its opponents.

[She is not speaking from experience, why would you say that?]

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[krammbunctious]

Oooo I like the sound of this game - What about, uh, how about a beholder?

[He hasn't fought one himself, but the rumors he's heard? Yeah he's in no rush.]

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[moseyin]

Hate those things, we got stuff like that back home.

Umm I bet a Red Dragon could kick its ass though. Fire breath obviously, but even though they're not that big it takes ten tons of beatings to put the damn thing in the ground.

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[tough_love]

[You know what, she's game for this. There's not a whole lot else for her to do right now, anyway. Maybe it'll let her wind down and get some shuteye herself.]

I would enjoy seeing how your creature fares against a sand ripper. One capable of digging through solid rock, and with the ability to spit acid.

[It's actually sort of troubling that she's only borrowing that last ability from another creature, but the wildlife in her galaxy's kind of nuts.]

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[ginger_firebird]

I don't know any actual animals that would survive where I come from. What about an artificial construct? Giant bipedal lizard with a large head full of teeth and short arms.