'cause it's better than nothing

[thespaceopera]

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ROOMS BY CHARACTER

N - P Otono-Tachibana Makie Pavel Chekov Peter Parker Pidge Gunderson Prompto Argentum Psycho Mantis

Q - S Randolph Lyall Remy LeBeau Sandalio "Biffy" de Rabiffano Sanza Stark Shin-Ah Sorey Steve Rogers

T - V Taako Thor Tim Drake Tyrion Lannister Ulaz Vash the Stampede Victor Frankenstein The Vision

W - Z Wanda Maximoff Zaveid

(last updated: 1/25/19)

Comments

[abracafcku]

Bingo bango, got it in one.

[Taako shoots a pair of finger guns at Mikleo, winking at him. He's not exactly one hundo percent kosher with the idea anymore, not now that he knows there's a part of himself missing, but overall?]

Best way to stop people from fucking each other up over the Relics was to make 'em forget they even existed in the first place. At least, that's what the Bureau thought. Now we're just going around trying to get 'em all back so we can destroy them.

[tsunergy]

Huh... you've led an unexpectedly fascinating life, I have to admit. And more dangerous than I initially thought, too.

[He's... kind of impressed? Congrats, Taako. That takes a lot.]

[abracafcku]

[He takes an exaggerated stage bow, swinging his arm in an arc through the air.]

If only I could capitalize on it by selling the rights to my story! But alas, people will only ever hear static and Taako can't get rich of that. Danger's kinda part and parcel with being an adventurer though. No real way to avoid that.

[tsunergy]

Maybe you could paraphrase it. You don't have to say "relics" or use their actual names, but rather, "magical artifacts" and call them something else. Void fish becomes aquatic abyssian- that sort of thing.

[When you read a lot of books you kind of end up as a walking thesaurus, and he can't help but work the problem. It's like a puzzle in a ruin- just begging to be solved.]

If it's only specific words that are erased, there's always methods of getting around that. And the story is wild enough that it would be hard to believe even if you tell the truth, so embellishing a little does no harm. Everyone loves a good story.

[abracafcku]

Nah, it's enough of a headache just trying to tell people enough information so we can get the shit we need outta them. "We work for an organization trying to stop things that can blow up the world. What are they? Uhhhh can't tell you. They're articles of power? Yeah, yeah, I know your ass is bombastic, but not like this."

[Taako mimics a conversation with himself and then shrugs.]

More work than it's worth. [He pauses and grins.] Also?

You're a nerd. Who the hell says "aquatic abyssian" with a straight face?

[tsunergy]

A nerd? I see nothing wrong with being well-read.

[HUFF. How dare, he's very cool and professional.]

[abracafcku]

That's the exact definition of a nerd, Mickey.

[He honestly, just proved Taako's point, which earns him a smirk.]

I bet you write "reading books" on your dating profile.

[tsunergy]

My... what?

[WHY DOES DATING NEED A PROFILE NOW, it's already so much more complicated than he knew!!]

[abracafcku]

Dating profile.

[...does he honestly have to explain Tinder to someone now.]

Like a hobbies list? For when you're dating?

[tsunergy]

Oh, um... I've never had to do that, actually. The only person I've ever dated knows all of that about me already.

[abracafcku]

Count yourself luuuuucky then because the datin' game's one hell of a toss-up. You either get some interesting folks good for a night or two, or absolute nightmares that make you regret ever signing up for an evening.

[And then sometimes you find absolute sweethearts that originally started out trying to kill you. The dating world is wild.]

[tsunergy]

Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. I was fine being out of the "dating game" my whole life, so I think I'd be alright to continue on that route if I wasn't, um, taken. Is that the term for it?

[Dating slang is dumb because he's not a possession but whatever, humans are weird.]

[abracafcku]

[Taako shrugs.]

Yeah, sure if that's the word you wanna use. People have all kinds of terms for that kinda commitment - all kinds of weird, waaaay too heavy terms.

Congrats, by the way.

[tsunergy]

...Right, thanks.

[It's sort of weird to be congratulated for something that - generally - he's had his whole life, so he shrugs it off and glances around.]

There are other things I could ask, but... I think I'll hold off until we're both awake, if you don't mind. Do you know how I get out of here?

[abracafcku]

Pfft, yeah, no complaints from cha' boy on that one. It's weird enough to be aware but not, y'know, aware how this place works.

[Taako gestures to the stairs leading out of the amphitheater and as he does so, a door of glowing light appears.]

Right up that way is your ticket outta here.

[tsunergy]

[Oh... well, that's convenient. Mikleo tilts his head, wary of the mysterious light, but also relieved, and finally turns back to Taako and bows slightly.]

I'm sure we'll talk later, then. See you around, Taako.

[And off he goes through the door!]