When We're Rollin Through the Wild Wild West

[geonomy]

Who: Everyone! EVERYONE!
Broadcast: IF YOU WANNA
Action: Everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
When: Mid-September - Mid-October

[How's your ship doing, pardners? Is it still pretty damaged? Is it glitching out hardcore? Well, there is one place to land to take care of all that, and that's on a dusty old moon in front of a planet that no one wants to go to. On this moon, you'll find a civilization that looks a lot like one's stepped into a wild west movie, hardened cowpolk and mutant horses and all. Will you become a vigilante, hunting bounties and stopping gangs from doing their dirty work? Will you go exploring planetside, with a cowboy hat and a stalk of wheat in your mouth to complete the look? Good luck with that; there is no wheat. This town ain't big enough for all you flooters, but make it so! For the ratings!

In other words, it's a planet mingle! Get 'er done!]

[September Planet info here]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

[Boyfriend. Yup. He said boyfriend. Totally.]

What can I say, I'm a man of my word. So! What are we up to today, my Queen?

[huaaaaagh]

[For once it's going to be really satisfying when his actual gender comes to light. This guy is ridiculous.]

Are you any good at gambling?

[goldenglasses]

I'm good at losing my money. Does that count?

[And also a card counter. So, yes, he actually is when he wants to.]

[huaaaaagh]

[Yeah, no.]

...Can you at least watch a crowd and know when it's time to bail?

[goldenglasses]

[Run away instead of fighting? He sure can!] Sure, I think I could do that. But, what are you planning on doing?

[huaaaaagh]

Swindle some idiots out of money, obviously.

[Try to keep up, broomhead.]

[goldenglasses]

Ah. Are you really sure an idea like that is a good idea on a planet like this?

[huaaaaagh]

Oh, who knows? We'll find out, I guess. But it's a good thing I have a peace-loving gunman bodyguard now, right?

[Feel free to regret this terrible decision you have made.]

[goldenglasses]

[He's regretting as he didn't really need to get his bounty any bigger.] Hahaha, y-yeah, good thing. Hahaha.







...wouldn't being a waitress be easier?

[huaaaaagh]

[Wow, some bodyguard. He's kind of a coward, isn't he?]

I'm not interested in easy jobs unless they pay well, and waiting on tables never does.

[Plus, knowing his current luck, someone would try to get him to wear a ridiculous maid outfit, and some misogynistic ass would slap his butt or something, and then he'd get fired for breaking a chair over their head.]

[goldenglasses]

It can if you wear a cute maid outfit! I think you should give that a try instead!

[Partly because he doesn't want the bounty he's already manged to get on his head to get any bigger.]

1/2

[huaaaaagh]

[....]

[huaaaaagh]

Ah, if I were a server, would you become my customer instead of my bodyguard?

[goldenglasses]

If that's what you'd like! But I could work a double shift too!

[Yay! Not causing trouble now! Because she's SERIOUSLY considering this. Obviously.]

[huaaaaagh]

So you'd wear a cute maid outfit, then?

[Thanks for volunteering.]

[goldenglasses]

W-what?! No! I meant bodyguard! Not a waiter!

[huaaaaagh]

[Yeah, that's what he thought.]

Eh? But why would I need a bodyguard for a safer job like waiting tables?

[goldenglasses]

For walking home late at night after a shift?

[huaaaaagh]

So you think I should work all day serving tables in a cute maid outfit, and you'll stand around watching and then take me home.

[j u d g i n g]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! Let's do that instead! Sounds great!

1/2

[huaaaaagh]

[J U D G I N G]

[huaaaaagh]

Okay! Let's go find a sketchy bar to play cards in.

[goldenglasses]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Alriiiiiiiiiiiight. [If she's really going to do this, he'd rather go along and be sure nothing goes too horribly wrong.] I just want to say right now I think this is a bad idea.

[Says the guy who does this all the time.]

[huaaaaagh]

You opinion is noted.

[And pointedly ignored, as he spins on his heel and starts towards an especially noisy section of town, where the best bars can be found.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly in a long sigh. Hoping that maybe they'll be luckily enough to not run into trouble as he falls in step behind Kazuto.]