Sweet dreams are made of these...

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A Abigail Hobbs Aiya/Gray Nightingale Adrasteius Anor'thalion Ahsoka Tano Alex Russo Allen Walker Anders Anthony Crowley Asteffiel Axel

B - D Belthazar Spellscry Beverly Crusher Bran Stark Caesar Zeppeli Cayde-6 Cheese Sandwich Clay Terran Coil Cole Davesprite Duke Pantarei

E - I Elecman.exe Elena Gilbert Elize Lutus Felix Harrowgate Fenris Finrod Haruka Tenoh/Sailor Uranus Imperator Furiosa Isabela Issac Lahey

J - M Jade Harley James Barnes/Jim James Barnes/Winter Joseph Joestar Katara Katniss Everdeen/Nova Kirito/Kazuto Kirigaya Kurt Wagner Leanne Loki Maladict(a) Max Caulfield Megaman Mordin Solus

Comments

[frigidaire]

I mean, it's not like we do that often. There was this lizard and a creepy old dude chasing us, so.

[ he'll leave it at that for now, like it's no big deal. the Kanima, Gerard... too many things to worry about. he shrugs a little. ]

The green means golf. It's the field in lacrosse. But you can't like... clothesline them. You can knock them over but you can't just... grab them by the legs and hold onto them or grab their arms and stuff. You're not really supposed to do that.

[feathery]

[Davesprite puts a hold on the sports, since he's only partially following them anyway.]

You got chased by a creepy old dude.

[He gives Isaac a look. Like. Please. Elaborate on this hella suspect creepy old dude.]

[frigidaire]

He was a hunter or something. He had a pretty big samurai sword he liked to swing around, and pretty sure he was trying to kill us all but it's fine, he's dead now. Or close enough.

[ a shrug. seriously, they had far worse problems than an overzealous werewolf hunter. ]

[feathery]

[BROADSWORD, ISAAC. IT WAS A BROADSWORD. But Davesprite doesn't know that, so he just pictures an odachi or something similar. He is suitably perplexed and looks it to boot.]

That only makes a little more sense than your sports, but ok. That's some teen lit shit, between werewolves and high school and old man murderers. Your vampires don't sparkle, do they.

[frigidaire]

[ whatever kind of sword it was, Isaac knows it was sharp and could cut people in half, so... still pretty lethal. ]

It makes more sense than the sports, but it's weird. We don't have vampires, though -- I mean I haven't met any. I bet there are some, but no. No sparkling. Bad enough those stupid books give werewolves bad reps. I mean did you read that last one?

[feathery]

[Davesprite arches an eyebrow at him. Lookin' at you in a whole new light, Isaac.]

Did you?

[frigidaire]

What? No.

[ maybe. ]

I heard about it. The internet, you know.

[feathery]

Uh huh.

[He sounds suspiciously like a nonbeliever, but doesn't push the issue. tbh, he doesn't really care, but he'll stash the fact if it means he can give Isaac shit about it later.]

Well, enlighten me. What goes down in the last book that shits on werewolves so bad. Like pop culture and terrible hairdos haven't already done a number on you guys.

[frigidaire]

Pretty sure there's like a pedophile werewolf who "bonds" with this baby because it's the kid of the girl he loved and lost to the sparkly vampire. Seriously, it gets weird.

[ but that's just what the internet has told him, and all of the people at school. if he has to hear one more girl slobbering over Edward Cullen he might have to hurt something. ]

[feathery]

[Davesprite stares at him.]

A pedophile werewolf. Really. No one dismembers him? Or is he some kind of unkillable freak who gets murdered and resurrected through a fucked up pedo ritual. Does the object of his grody affections bring him back out of some misplaced sense of duty. Or. Christ, I don't know. These books are fucking dark.

[frigidaire]

Wow. You really let your imagination go wild, didn't you?

[ sorry, Isaac's the one doing the staring now. ]

[feathery]

[He rolls his eyes a little.]

Unlike some people, I didn't read the books.

[frigidaire]

Unlike some people, I'm not making someone's brain box a nightmare, so.

[ a sort of 'what bro' tilt of the head. ] Seriously that mexican smells disgusting.

[feathery]

Yeah, yeah.

[He pops open the lid of the box and presents it to Isaac, like well?]

You're the one making it stink the place up. You want it?

[frigidaire]

No.

[ and because magical brain box powers, he makes that awful takeout go away. ]

But now I wish this ship had more than gel and powder.

[feathery]

Seriously. What I wouldn't give for a fuckin' pizza. I haven't had pizza in months.

[Asgard had great pizza, ok. And it was awesome not having to constantly run to an alchemiter or hide non-perishables in his closet when he wanted a snack. Oh god, he's starting to sound nostalgic.]

[frigidaire]

Don't even talk about pizza. I could kill for one. Seriously.

[ or anything decently food shaped and flavored. the need is real. ]

Maybe we'll go back to Earth one day. Wouldn't that be a miracle.

[feathery]

[That gets a flicker of something strange to cross Davesprite's face. Getting a chance to see Earth again for real and not some facsimile of it isn't something he's ever really considered.]

Dude, you've got no idea. But it'll probably be some version with a harrowing future. I heard it flooded four centuries on.

[frigidaire]

Are you talking about Noah and the Arc?

[ that's the story right? or was that Adam and the Arc? he's not very good at this religion nonsense. ] I don't know if I'd go home or not, though, if I had the chance. It'd be weird, but pretty sure this place is weirder.

[feathery]

I'm from 2009. Or 2012. 2014? I don't fucking know anymore, but come on, dude. Does that sound like prehistoria to you.

[He's insulted. Or not really, but he isn't that much of a dinosaur.]

Why wouldn't you go back.

[frigidaire]

Pretty much. You act like you're ancient. Old man.

[ he shrugs. ] I don't know, I probably would. My pack needs me, but. I don't know, things were pretty weird when I left.

[feathery]

Then respect your fucking elders and get off my lawn. Take your brain box with you.

[His head just tilts at the comment about Isaac's pack.]

But ok, that's vague.

[frigidaire]

It's my brain box, you get out. That's how this works.

[ he folds his arms over his chest, frowning. ]

What do you want my life story, too? A friend died, back home. So thinks are just... weird.

[feathery]

Nah, I got seniority.

[He's not actually sure if he has seniority. But he at least has the decency to look awkward.]

Wasn't really expecting an elaboration, to be honest. Sorry, dude.

[frigidaire]

Whatever. People die, it happens.

[ he shrugs, looking nonchalant even though thinking about Allison and the way things panned out? it's not exactly a happy thought. ] Weirder things have happened. Like you. You're wearing sunglasses inside, in a brain box. That's pretty weird.