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[beardstrokes]

Who: Obi-Wan Kenobi and You
Broadcast: Video
Action: Hospitality Deck - Marsiva
When: January 2nd

[ Obi-Wan is no stranger to waking up to unknown locations, but this seemed odd . . . even for him. He gropes for his lightsaber . . . which is gone, obviously. He huffs, before straightening himself and brushing his hair back. Communications . . . communications . . . ah, there it is.

A video feed. Somewhat archaic, but it'll do. He doubts anyone from the Republic will be nearby, but perhaps the locals will offer some aid. Obi-Wan clears his throat before speaking. It's time for his other skill set to come in use. ]

Greetings. My name is General Kenobi. To whom do I have the pleasure of addressing? And I don't suppose there is someone willing to answer my questions? Because I have a great deal many of them.

Comments

video

[experiencepoints]

By this point, I'm pretty sure you've gotten all the answers, but I've been working on a guide for the new people anyway. One second.

[Obi-wan's communicator soon buzzes with a document.]

Re: video

[beardstrokes]

[ He skims it quickly. ]

That's a very comprehensive list. It must have taken quite a bit of time.

[experiencepoints]

Honestly? Not enough, with how much time we spend between planets with nothing to do.

This is my second interdimensional shithole, too, so it was pretty easy to summarize it.

[beardstrokes]

How was this your "second" time?

[ Interdimensional? ]

[experiencepoints]

Pretty self-explanatory. I ended up falling from my world into a different interdimensional shithole, and I was kidnapped from there to here.

[beardstrokes]

[ Wording aside, Obi-Wan can't help being curious about holes in space that have allowed captors to kidnap other people. It's beyond the Sith, beyond the Jedi . . . but beyond the Force? Not likely. ]

I had no idea. I've mostly met people from my . . . galaxy, so to speak, only from different times.

[experiencepoints]

Galaxy? So you do space travel at home, too?

[That's what gets her interest- She always hears this sort of thing framed as 'worlds', so it's odd to hear about a 'world' that has more than one world in it.]

[beardstrokes]

Yes, we travel a lot via space ship. Being in a place like this is certainly familiar to me.

[ Obi-Wan's world would be Coruscant, but he's rarely there long enough to make a connection to it. Wherever the Jedi are, that is home. ]

[experiencepoints]

Don't suppose you're familiar enough with spaceships to open up one of these things and hijack it?

[beardstrokes]

I am. However, I've been informed that it will not work in my favor.

[ And if Anakin could not, Obi-Wan would hardly trump his expertise. ]

[experiencepoints]

Yeah, I figured. The Atroma are dumber than a Int-downed fighter, but even they wouldn't leave that obvious a way out.

[beardstrokes]

It is unfortunate but I'm afraid I will have to help in other ways. And who knows? Perhaps those skills will come in handy.

[experiencepoints]

For those other ways, can you fight? As soon as the Atroma show up in person, I'm hoping to have a few people ready to kick their asses.

video

[resnipstance]

... Nightingale. Be nice. He's a friend of mine from back home.

[experiencepoints]

What part of sending my guide wasn't being nice?

[resnipstance]

Let's just say I'm warning in advance this time.

[experiencepoints]

I'm telling him how to get armed and answering about other interdimensional shitholes. I am being exemplary over here.

[resnipstance]

Just making sure.

Hey, want to grab a bite to eat later? One of my crewmates went out hunting and brought us back a ton of meat.

[experiencepoints]

Sure. I actually got a bunch of spices recently, so I can make something really good.

[resnipstance]

Sweet. Just as planned.

[experiencepoints]

Oh? You were planning for this?

[resnipstance]

[Ahsoka gives a little shrug.]

I can't cook.

[AT LEAST... SHE'S HONEST?]

[experiencepoints]

In that case, maybe next time you plan for this, I should start charging you.

[resnipstance]

[Ahsoka thinks about that for a second, before deciding:]

Eh. That's fair.

[experiencepoints]

[... aw, not even a little protest? Oh, well.]

I'll figure out an appropriate price next time.