04 - video

[winn]

Who: Winn and you!
Broadcast: y!
Action: on the Tourist!
When: August 2nd

[ some of you may have noticed that winn has been uncharacteristically quiet for the past...16 days. he's not really sure how to address the elephant in the room - he knows these two weeks and change have been hard on the people he loves but for him it's like no time has passed and the dissonance is hard to bridge.

it's a good thing he has a not at all unhealthy coping mechanism set in place. ]

You know, if we're entertainment on a reality show, the least they can do is give us like a recap - you know your basic [ in a tv announcer impression ] here's what you missed on the Fleet - or - last week, on the young and the Drifting - [ he rubs the back of his head before shaking it ] Well, maybe talking about the 'least they can do' isn't such a great plan...first order of business - what'd I miss? Second order of business - if you or anyone you know has ever fallen into an unexplained sleep here or at any other kidnappy world - I'd appreciate it if you'd answer a couple questions, they're a text attachment at the bottom. Sorry if it's been done before, I'll gladly take a link to any previous research as well as fresh data. Third order of business -- hi. [ he gives the camera a little wave and a nervous chuckle ] Um. Yeah, I'm, I'm fine, I should've opened with that but if you know me the order isn't really gonna surprise you that much and if you don't you're probably really confused right now and looking for the off button - it's to your right, right on top, there you go.

That's it, I guess....good morning, Drifters - don't forget to drink your coffee! Winn out -

<br />1. <b>date and duration of sleep</b>: self explanatory.<br />2. <b>surrounding events</b>: when it happened were you or your sleeping acquaintance going about your daily lives, experimenting with anything, uncovering anything?<br />3. <b>results</b>: did waking result in new memories, loss of old ones, a change in personality or attitude, were you or your sleeping acquaintance at a different physical location (ex: new planet, back at your ship, new kidnappy world), were there any physical differences or after effects, if so how long did they last, anything you can think of that changed - put it here.<br />

[ except he's not all the way out. hank and cisco each get the following message to their personal numbers ]

I need to discuss something in person. My place? [ he can't really leave kitty yet ]

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[winn]

[ under the circumstances, winn would absolutely understand some extra concern thrown his way. in a weird, selfish way, he enjoys it because it means his friends really care about him.

he grabs the notebook and pats hank's arm reassuringly. ]

Very appealing personality trait, gotta tell you. Ladies love that. [ he opens the notebook, and starts leafing through it. ]

Did you find anything on the tree? Any breakthrough?

[beathach]

[that's not weird or selfish at all. But if Winn already is hoping into research and jokes, then Hank won't worry too much.

. . . maybe. We'll see]

And here I've been told otherwise. [the notes contain as much history of the planet as he's been able to gather, some details on the telepathy/empathy effect (with additional notes added after speaking to Charles about it), and - yep, information on the tree]

Actually - [and out of his pocket comes a book, which he holds out next. It's . . .

A pun book] I went there with Raven and got this.

[winn]

[ he looks at the book, then slowly raises his eyes back to hank. ]

Too many jokes - too little time - literally at system overload over here.

[ but his eyes are soft, it's good that he has something to remind him of his almost sister. he pulls out his phone from his pocket (it's never leaving his pocket again unless it's going in his own hand) ]

I got this - check it - [ he wants to look over all that research and discuss things with hank, but that can wait a moment. he hasn't really gotten to show off his prize before he went night night. he opens up the photo gallery, and starts scrolling through them. some pictures are of tech, some are of progress of costumes, some are of people in costume from comicon, winn included, some are just of national city or stuff kara sent him, and a lot - are of kara. kara alone, kara with winn, kara with alex, kara with james, kara with with winn and james... ]

That's Alex - that's James - that's nothing you didn't see that - [ quickly scrolling past an embarrassing drunken selfie ]

[beathach]

Definitely too many jokes. Mostly questionable ones.

[but he sounds fond, because it is Viva's book, and he may have used a few of them once or twice after he got home. It's like he grew a sense of humor or something.

Hank leans in to see the pictures though, and finds himself smiling. It seems like he isn't the only one to get something incredibly important from the tree, and he's glad that Winn did make the trip out there - probably with Kitty or Kara, knowing him.

But of course, most importantly, he . . . has to tease about drunk selfies]

Oh no, I definitely saw it.

[winn]

[ you don't let a pun book go to waste, hank.

actually, he went with sascha. what a twist! ]

You're imagining things. [ he presses a hand to hank's forehead ] Yeah, you're feeling kinda hot, definitely hallucinating.

[beathach]

[what a twist indeed!

He maturely rolls his eyes and is very tempted to try and stand up straight out of Winn's reach but he's pretty sure he isn't that tall] I can't get sick, but nice try.

[winn]

..wait, really? You can't get sick?

[ he's not sure whether to be more suspicious or more envious, so he balances both emotions in about equal amounts for now ]

[beathach]

Not naturally. [don't be envious, it isn't all that great] Either it's because I heal faster than most, or I've just been really lucky the past ten years.

[winn]

[ says the guy who forgot what being sick feels like. ]

Scoring super healing is pretty lucky, I vote both.

[beathach]

I wouldn't call it super healing, really - it isn't instant, like Logan's.

[winn]

Above average healing is still pretty super for us normal to actually kinda slow healers.

[ he nods. ]

How fast is it?

[beathach]

I - yeah, that's true.

For small stuff, it's pretty quick. Bruises and cuts, along those lines. The more serious the injury, though, the longer it takes.

I can take a lot of damage, though.

[like getting thrown though a car and being fine, normal stuff]

[winn]

Feel free to never prove that, I believe you.

[ he hates that hank knows that for a fact. stop hurting his friends, multiverse! ]

[beathach]

Trust me, I don't want to prove it. It still hurts.

[if only the multiverse would listen, then no one would ever have to worry]

[winn]

[ and now it's the turn of the recently awakened to worry about you, hank. ]

Wait, physically? Cuz in that case your super healing needs a tune up -

[ dammit multiverse, wait til your father gets home! ]

[beathach]

[Winn no that's not what's supposed to be going on here!!]

No, no, I mean - it's just like anyone else getting an injury, I'm not immune to pain. Getting thrown through something still hurts a hell of a lot, it just . . . heals quicker. Like - hitting fast forward on the devices, like if you're watching a movie - that's what it's called, right?

[winn]

[ he's a rebel! he does what he wants! ]

Yeah - yeah that's what it's called.

[ nodding, relieved. ]

Right so - no proving it for you, it's settled.

[beathach]

Right. Besides - I'd be more worried over hurting someone by accident, rather than getting hurt.

[because that's how it works right, no Hank it isn't]

[winn]

I dunno, you seemed pretty precise and badass with the whole Tarzan routine.

[ yeah he's gonna stay more worried about you getting hurt, thanks. ]

[beathach]

I don't know if Tarzan is an apt comparison.

[but other people, Winn!!]

[winn]

Well, you weren't wearing a loincloth - appreciate that by the way - and you didn't do the whole Tarzan call thing - but otherwise -

[ but YOU, hank! ]

[beathach]

I don't think I could pull either of those off. I only do growling.

[but OTHER PEOPLE]

[winn]

Much more respectable.

[ but YOU! ]

[beathach]

I think you might be a little biased.

[no!!!]

[winn]

Yes, against Tarzan calling.

[ you really want to pick a fight with him, hank? he'll just run off to the first candy offering white van that comes his way for comfort. ]