Iskaulit Mingle - Problems with Psychics

[notzubats]

Who: Anyone on the Iskaulit!
Broadcast: If you'd like?!
Action: Iskaulit!
When: Today, as Sora's augment glitch starts.

[It's your average day on the Iskaulit. Absolutely nothing seems out of place initially, but without any warning- you might find yourself or your friends experiencing some problems. What's up on that?

In other words, it's an Iskaulit mingle with a twist! Come on in everyone! You don't need to interact with Sora to have it effect you, so feel free to start your own threadstarter! Or talk to Sora, that's cool too. ]

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[save_the_souls]

I...see. That's rather vivid, but clear now.

[Did not need to be made aware of the air in his lungs thanks. Nor the mental image that implies it could be taken out of his lungs.

Right then]

But that's good, at least! This is a pain, but at least it's with someone you know and trust!

[nerdeology]

[At least he's neither experienced nor murderous enough to actually do that? 8D;

Mikleo does not look particularly comforted by his words, though.]

I'd take a stranger's power over being a wind seraph, thanks.

[save_the_souls]

[ .... ]

Errr....

Is there a...problem with Wind Seraph?

[Bugger all this is going to be a Very Special Episode isn't it.]

[nerdeology]

[Is there a problem with wind seraph, he says. Good grief. He might as well ask if water is wet.]

When aren't wind seraphim a problem? Their capacity for causing trouble is unmatched by any other element!

[save_the_souls]

[Seriously? Wow Mikleo, wow. He can't help but mutter:] I don't know, they seem evenly matched to me...

[But hey what does he know.]

Look, likely it'll only be temporary. It's probably some augment malfunction. And once it's over, you'll go back to being a Water Seraph.

[nerdeology]

[DON'T THINK HE DIDN'T HEAR THAT, YOU ONE-ARMED PUNK]

Even if it's temporary, just how far does this transfer go? It's said that one's element plays a part in a seraph's personality... if that's the case, and it's one of those two, even a single day like this could ruin my reputation here! I'll end up bickering with someone over how they pet their cat, or start flirting indiscriminately with every woman I meet!

[What a terrible fate that would be, gosh.]

[save_the_souls]

[Oh my God, this is worse than losing his arm today]

Mikleo, you're being a little dramatic. I've never heard of a power switch changing someone's orientation. [ Not even Zaveid's wind could set you straight bro] But if Dezel's power does give you on any insight on how to handle big cats, that'd be helpful to know.

[nerdeology]

[Don't be silly, Allen, what he said (and the element he's associated with) has nothing to do with his ability to recognize his location!

point










his head

Anyway, that comment distracts him enough to avoid launching into a proper tirade about how wind seraphim are basically the worst.]

What? Why do you need to know about big cats?

[save_the_souls]

[Allen ain't even surprised. He offers a shrug]

Clay keeps turning into a lion.

[nerdeology]

[...........]

That's... an unusual power.

[Is that a shapeshifting thing, or an illusion thing, or do they actually have a lion in the fleet, what the heck.]

Wait, is he acting like a lion, then?

[save_the_souls]

Not really, lots of people can turn into animals.

[Right, sure.]

No, thank God. He's so bad at it he can't even figure out how to walk like one.

[nerdeology]

[Pfft. Okay, that's both unfortunate but kind of funny. As long as this is temporary, at least it's a mostly-harmless change.]

I... think you'd be better served by asking the talking horses. I doubt even Dezel knows much about walking on all fours.

[save_the_souls]

Oh yeah...

But don't lions eat ponies? Do you think they'd want to help? They already freak out a lot about humans eating meat, and we're omnivores.

[nerdeology]

I can't say for sure, as I don't know them, but they come across as... overly friendly. Maybe just try explaining the situation to them?

[All the talking animals he knows are pretty damned zen, so.]

[save_the_souls]

Right... [Yeah, he's not so sure. But-]

Well, as long as it could help Clay...

[That's what matters to Allen]

[nerdeology]

The worst they can do is refuse you.

[Logic! It's so sensible! Fear it.]

[save_the_souls]

Or shoot me with a party cannon.

[Logic has no place in Ponyville get out of here you dirty wind seraph]

[nerdeology]

[HEATHEN MONSTER, HE IS A WATER SERAPH AT HEART!!!

also wtf is a party cannon]

So... is he not able to change back on his own, then?

[save_the_souls]

[YOU'RE THE WIND, WHOOSH]

Well he can, in theory.

It's just it takes channeling and focus, and well...he's new to magic, and staying focused isn't exactly his best ability.

[nerdeology]

This whole switching-abilities thing is really inconveniencing everyone.

[AKA this is literally the worst.]

[save_the_souls]

[He holds out his hands, or rather hand, in a bit of a slight exasperated gesture]

You think so?

[nerdeology]

Yeah, about that. Why does a power trade glitch involve taking your arm?

[They've looped back around, and he's not missing the opportunity.]

[save_the_souls]

[Ah right, questions. Fun.]

It's because my Innocence is my arm.

[nerdeology]

Your... arm.

[That is definitely not the response he'd expected. Someone had been too busy being a dragon/dead to hear about that.]

Is that normal where you're from?

[save_the_souls]

[Okay, that earns Mikleo a bit of a look.]

... Do you mean Innocence or disabled people?