[ one year anniversary ]

[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS First Breath
When: Today! It's a special day!

( video broadcast )

[ the feed splutters before turning on. loki is surrounded by a whole bunch of boxes. boxes as far as the eye can see. loki has started opening them while the speakers blast this song loud and clear. loki, for his part merely huffs. ]

It seems I have spent a total of a year in this place and the, ah, viewers wish to celebrate. However most of this is useless to me, so I welcome anyone else taking them into their hands.

[ which, ngl, he's into. but the gifts loki has are just . . . baffling. he holds each one up to the camera. we have the mighty thor scooter, captain chickmerica, loki on hotwheels, a masterpiece, plastic horns, disturbing panties and something for "sophisticated men" ]

Please feel free to come by to the First Breath to pick them up.

Also, this has reminded me. Since we are essentially living by this . . . awkward mortal calendar, I have decided I want a birthday. You lot should help me pick one.

[ and get him presents. this is essentially a ploy for presents. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki picks up the chicken, dangling it. ]

An excellent stuffed toy to vent frustrations on.

[brooklyn_boy]

Stop broadcasting that. It's embarrassing. Just get rid of it. Or...magic it into Thor.

[Loki would probably enjoy another thing to tease him about.]

[dothelokimotion]

Oh, but I already have the perfect Thor toy.

[ he holds up the scooter. he's an equal opportunity teaser anyway. ]

[brooklyn_boy]

[Steve laughs at it, starting to go back to normal color.] He can race your Loki-mobile.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm afraid it is not much of a contest. As I have four wheels and he has two.

[brooklyn_boy]

As someone who drives a motorcycle himself, don't be so sure about that.

[dothelokimotion]

And here I thought you ran around aimlessly, looking for villains to fight.

[brooklyn_boy]

They're usually the ones who find me.

[dothelokimotion]

I highly doubt that. You have all the instincts of a lemming seeking danger.

[brooklyn_boy]

That's rude.

[But true.]

Lemmings actually don't go jumping off cliffs, actually. It's a misconception that some documentaries put out. Disney actuall- [No one cares, Steve. You're the only one who uses Netflix for their educational shows.]

Nevermind. Stop comparing me to animals.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki shrugs. ]

I will when they stop being accurate.

[brooklyn_boy]

So I guess I should compare you to a ram with the horns? I mean. Same temper too, now that I think about it...

[dothelokimotion]

Rams, at least, are not ineffectual by nature. As comparisons go, it is not terrible.

[brooklyn_boy]

Big talk coming from the person who was beat by me.

[Steve raises his eyebrows and leans toward the screen.]

What is up with the horns, anyways? You go running around ramming people?

[dothelokimotion]

[ uh what. ]

I beat you. And then purposefully gave up when Stark arrived, remember? If you think victory in New York came from you, you're sorely mistaken.

And they're part of our aesthetic.

[brooklyn_boy]

Yeah. But I woulda beaten you. I had a plan.

[Steve enjoys the reaction that got though.]

Thor doesn't have horns.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki huffs, crossing his arms. ]

Thor has a winged helmet. You've simply never seen it.

[brooklyn_boy]

Wings aren't horns. Unless Asgard is very different from Earth...

[dothelokimotion]

[ he hums, his voice taking on a lighter cadence, one of a story-teller. ]

My point is that we adorn our helmets with some form of animal characteristic. Thor had wings, I had horns. Our sister had some form of antlers. It is traditional.

[brooklyn_boy]

Hm. Did you pick the horns for any reason?

[dothelokimotion]

Horns are less . . . traditional by nature.

So I chose to be different.

[brooklyn_boy]

You? I can't imagine you doing something like that.

[Steve smirks, showing that he's just teasing.]

Let me guess. If I had a helmet you'd put chicken wings on it. [He'd had a helmet with wings already so he feels about half there.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ a slow drawl. ]

Why would I need to? Those tiny wings on your cap seem chicken-like enough already.

[brooklyn_boy]

Is that what you'd pick for me?

[He leans back, relaxed and amused now. Let's forget these stupid presents.]

C'mon. You could pick anything. What would you?

[dothelokimotion]

[ a long pause. ]

A wolf.