[snuggle up real close everyone]

[cephalon]

Who: The fair crew and visitors of the Windrose
Action: Aboard the Windrose
When: May

[It's a mingle! Make friendly everyone~]

Comments

[winn]

[ first of all - what did he bracket you about calling him dad? second - yes that's absolutely something that should have been mentioned! he signed up for hot girlfriend not teething vampire...

vampire? wait seriously? he looks from kitty, in her spot on the bed, back to sascha.

they gotta be kidding him. he just had this talk with kara - holy shit he can't wait to tell kara that vampires actually are a thing and she gave him that winn you're being ridiculous look! WHO'S BEING RIDICULOUS NOW! if banshees are a thing there's no reason for vampires to not be a thing! or werewolves! or zombies! maybe pizza guy isn't high after all!

...ok he's wide awake now, dammit. ]

You're a vampire? Like -- blood-sucky bat-shapeshifting burn-in-the-sun allergic-to-garlic vampire?

[ he'd be afraid but, you know...look at him. plus, kitty seems completely chill. ]

[pneumo]

[ Kitty doesn't even look conscious, so it's safe to assume you're good for now Winn. If he he's the munchies he has a rubber ball in his jacket pocket prime for chewing. ]

...Some of those! [ Like two of them, tops. ]

I drink blood. [ Okay so maybe just one of those. ]

[passingthrough]

[Dress for the job you want? In this case the job she wants is sleeping, but she's not actually getting it. There's a sigh to prove it.] Why are you asking him questions? The door thing was such a good thing... [She just sounds defeated at his point.

Also, boyfriend, you should ask your girl about these things. She used to have a zombie roommate and she's known a werewolf not even counting Bigby who is...like a werewolf but not?]

[winn]

[ does that mean the job winn wants is 'cardigan model'? is that why he's always noticing how good looking other guys are? professional envy? this explains everything!

sorry, kitty, but you knew who you were getting in bed with. ]

Because -- he's a vampire -- [ the tone of his voice is unreasonably excited for this time of night. now that he knows that's she's acquainted with one - he'll absolutely start asking his girlfriend about all the supernatural creatures. once she's less cranky, that is.

ok - he wants to ask a million questions now. his eyes dart between kitty, sascha, and the door. ]

...you got a room too, right? [ there's that brain kicking back into gear! ]

[pneumo]

[ You know, Winn is probably the first and only person who's ever been excited to know he's a vampire. This is a big first for him, and he actually blinks at the excitement before he figures out an answer. ]

...I have an office? [ He has honestly wen looked to see I he has a room on the Bloodsport. He's more than happy to just share with Bigby. ]

[passingthrough]

[IT expert and cardigan model boyfriends are the best worst. She is proud of him for not being scared of the vampire thing though.]

It's not on this ship. [Slightly mumbled and then she sits up, pulling the covers up around herself.] Fine, I'm up. [She doesn't want Winn going anywhere. At least not off ship.] Come here so I can lean on you. [Winn. She's talking to Winn. Should she have made that clear?]

[winn]

[ clearly you haven't met enough nerds, sascha.

closing the door again, he hops onto the bed, settles himself at kitty's side, and pats his shoulder with an eager smile. ]

At your service~ [ is he cute again yet or still annoying? ]

[pneumo]

[ Yeahhh...yeah, she probably should have specified. Because while Winn goes to one side? Sascha takes the other happily with a bright expression. He knew you liked him mom!

He's going to climb up and onto the edge of the bed. ]

[passingthrough]

[Winn is cute again. Sascha on the other hand... She sighs at the vampire, but doesn't kick him off her bed. It is a tiny room and there's no where else to sit but the floor anyway. She just tips her head onto Winn's shoulder.] Okay, proceed with your nonsense.

[winn]

[ he wraps an arm around her and strokes her hair, trying to appease her even as he has every intention to proceed with his nonsense because vampire, kitty!! ]

So what do you do here, are there like, synthetic blood shakes? Or is it a donor system?

[pneumo]

....Um, nope! The grumpy guy said I'm not allowed near the donation stuff, hehe. [ Allen, you fiend. ]

Kitty got the science guy to make the blood pills, otherwise I eat with Bigby~

[passingthrough]

Allen runs donations and Simon is the doctor on his ship. [Just being cozy and translating for Winn.]

[winn]

And 'science guy', 'blood pills', 'Bigby'?

[ winn is all for this setup. ]

[pneumo]

[ he's getting the star treatment here and he doesn't even know it: on a good day Sascha is totally incomprehensible when it comes to certain things. Having Kitty as the go-between more or less fixes everything. ]

Simon~! Sorry, I forgot he was the doctor. Aaand Bigby is: dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun! The Big Bad Wolf, and the fluffiest thing in the entire universe! [ Aka: Hot!dad ]

[passingthrough]

Weirdly, that's the real answer. He'a a giant wolf with a human-looking form and claims to be from fairy tails.

[winn]

[ frowning. amazingly, it's not the giant-wolf-with-human-looking-form part he's struggling with, it's the big-bad. because kitty is good, so surely they don't meet ate-little-red-riding-hood-and-her-grandma-big-bad, right? ]

As in huffed and puffed?

[pneumo]

[ That, dearest Winn, is exactly who they mean. Although he's a great deal less huff-puff nowadays. ]

Uh-huh! His breath smells like cold mint. No dog breath at all!

[passingthrough]

[Hey, she only met Bigby once. Don't pin his possible actions on her goodness! She didn't vouch for the guy.] Little Red Riding Hood too.

And why are you smelling his breath?

[winn]

As in ate her and her grandmother whole?

[ and we're ok with this? he's not ok with this! why is he the only one who seems not ok with this - what is he missing? ]

[pneumo]

[ He is missing the fact that Big doesn't eat sentient things now! Not that...Sascha can explain it so eloquently. ]

...I guess? I've never actually heard the story. --Oh! But he won't eat you, don't worry~

[passingthrough]

Possibly? But then if someone cut him open he's looking much better now. And it sounded like he was friends with one of the pigs. He knows the mirror too. Doesn't like it because it makes him rhyme.

[Nuzzling sleeping against Winn.] Yeah, he didn't seem at all interested in attacking me.

[winn]

[ now isn't as reassuring as you think, sascha!

he may be scooting a little closer to her, holding her a little more protectively now. didn't seem interested in attacking isn't as reassuring as you think either. ]

So like, the stories were wrong and 'Big Bad''s just a mean nickname?

[ guy can dream, right? ]

[pneumo]

Nah, he used to be super-bad! Or he said so. He ate people before... [ And so has Sascha and any other vampire he's met, so he tries not to think much of it. ]

[passingthrough]

I didn't actually ask. I haven't heard about any attacks within the fleet though and he's been here longer than me, right? [At least she thinks that's true.]

[winn]

-- you guys really think you're being reassuring, don't you?

[ you're really not. if his father showed up and didn't kill people within the fleet for a couple months, it wouldn't undo the murders he committed before, and it wouldn't keep him from committing a next one when it strikes his fancy again. ]